Holiday For Men
Every February 14th....WE get the chance to display our fondness for our
wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinners, shows, and/or any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day, we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show our wives and girlfriends that we really love them more than anybody or anything! Now LADIES.....I'll let you in on little secret; guys really don't enjoythis process very much at all! Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but I can assure you.....that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat, and consideration. And another secret is that we guys feel left out! That's right.....left out.....as there is NO special holiday for you to show your appreciation for the man in your lives. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to openly admit it. This is why a NEW HOLIDAY FOR MEN has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.....this holiday has beencreated so you ladies can finally have a designated holiday to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no specail nights on the town.....the name of the holiday explains it all.....Just a steak and blowjob! That's it, plainly and simply defined. And just think.....this twin pair of romantic holidays (Valentine's Day and Steak Blowjob Day) will usher in a new age of love, as men EVERYWHERE will try that much harder to please you in February, to ensure that they get just as memorable of a March from you. It is going to be like a perpetual love machine! The word is already spreading like wildfire, but as with any new idea, it needs some pushing and promoting to keep the ball rolling. So, please spread the word.....and help bring love and peace to this crazy world we live in!! |
Sounds good to me!!!!
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Sounds good to me too! The only thing is that it should be during warmer weather to include a day on the boat!
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Thankfully, I get steak more than 1 time a year.
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you guys must be doing something wrong that is SATURDAY at my house not a HOLIDAY!!:D :D
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Is that much protein in one sitting good for you?;) :D
(sorry couldn't resist) |
Steak is on sale today at the local Kroger, hmm...
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The Best part: No guessing, games, hints, inuendos, etc.
Just straight forward :D :D :D |
:eek: :D :cool: Sounds good,ok who's gonna call my wife and tell her?
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Count me in.:D
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