Holiday For Men
03-17-2002 | 03:26 PM
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Holiday For Men
Every February 14th....WE get the chance to display our fondness for our
wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinners, shows,
and/or any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day,
we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show our
wives and girlfriends that we really love them more than anybody or
anything!
Now LADIES.....I'll let you in on little secret; guys really don't
enjoythis process very much at all! Sure, seeing that smile on your face
when we get it right is priceless, but I can assure you.....that smile is
the result of weeks of blood, sweat, and consideration. And another secret
is that we guys feel left out! That's right.....left out.....as there is
NO special holiday for you to show your appreciation for the man in your
lives. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
openly admit it.
This is why a NEW HOLIDAY FOR MEN has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and
self-explanatory.....this holiday has beencreated so you ladies can finally
have a designated holiday to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no specail nights on the town.....the name of the
holiday explains it all.....Just a steak and blowjob! That's it, plainly
and simply defined.
And just think.....this twin pair of romantic holidays (Valentine's Day and
Steak Blowjob Day) will usher in a new age of love, as men EVERYWHERE will
try that much harder to please you in February, to ensure that they get
just as memorable of a March from you. It is going to be like a perpetual
love machine!
The word is already spreading like wildfire, but as with any new idea, it
needs some pushing and promoting to keep the ball rolling. So, please
spread the word.....and help bring love and peace to this crazy world we
live in!!
wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinners, shows,
and/or any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day,
we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show our
wives and girlfriends that we really love them more than anybody or
anything!
Now LADIES.....I'll let you in on little secret; guys really don't
enjoythis process very much at all! Sure, seeing that smile on your face
when we get it right is priceless, but I can assure you.....that smile is
the result of weeks of blood, sweat, and consideration. And another secret
is that we guys feel left out! That's right.....left out.....as there is
NO special holiday for you to show your appreciation for the man in your
lives. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
openly admit it.
This is why a NEW HOLIDAY FOR MEN has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and
self-explanatory.....this holiday has beencreated so you ladies can finally
have a designated holiday to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no specail nights on the town.....the name of the
holiday explains it all.....Just a steak and blowjob! That's it, plainly
and simply defined.
And just think.....this twin pair of romantic holidays (Valentine's Day and
Steak Blowjob Day) will usher in a new age of love, as men EVERYWHERE will
try that much harder to please you in February, to ensure that they get
just as memorable of a March from you. It is going to be like a perpetual
love machine!
The word is already spreading like wildfire, but as with any new idea, it
needs some pushing and promoting to keep the ball rolling. So, please
spread the word.....and help bring love and peace to this crazy world we
live in!!
Sounds good,ok who's gonna call my wife and tell her?
