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GRH 03-21-2002 03:24 PM

Solution to Highjackings - JokeDeJour
 
Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry
back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed
to look at naked women we should replace all of
our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Now, why didn't Congress think of this?


Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

CigDaze 03-21-2002 03:29 PM

I second that motion...
:D

LakeRacer 03-21-2002 03:31 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Strip Search"
:eek: :D :D :D

Risk Taker 03-21-2002 03:36 PM

:D :D . Knowing the airlines, they'd start a "Birka Class" so they wouldn't lose any business..........

Uncle Toys 03-21-2002 03:50 PM

:D :D :D

seanclong 03-21-2002 03:52 PM

:D :D :D

And one for the Birka comment by RT. :D

Mark in So. MD 03-21-2002 03:53 PM

:D :D :D

mxz800 03-21-2002 06:25 PM

i can see you would be trying to fly toyour marina if that was the case huuhh Seanclong LOL Bwi to Pasadena puhleez :D :D

Playn 03-21-2002 06:36 PM

:D :D :D


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