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Old 03-21-2002, 04:24 PM
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Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry
back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed
to look at naked women we should replace all of
our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Now, why didn't Congress think of this?


Sincerely,

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Old 03-21-2002, 04:29 PM
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I second that motion...
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Strip Search"
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. Knowing the airlines, they'd start a "Birka Class" so they wouldn't lose any business..........
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And one for the Birka comment by RT.
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i can see you would be trying to fly toyour marina if that was the case huuhh Seanclong LOL Bwi to Pasadena puhleez
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