Like Tree0Likes

TGIF Laughs II

Reply
Old 03-22-2002, 12:21 PM
  #1
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Talking TGIF Laughs II

When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."
"Well...tell me!" he demanded.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay."
"OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?"
The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

Risk Taker is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2002, 12:26 PM
  #2
Registered
 
seanclong's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Chesapeake Bay
Posts: 798
Default

Sounds like NICKSLICK's been out on the Scarab again!!! LOL!!! Seriously, eeewww.
seanclong is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2002, 02:15 PM
  #3
Registered
 
Milord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lake St. Clair, Canada
My Boats: 1986 Four Winns Liberator 241
Posts: 1,213
Default

Milord is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2002, 02:25 PM
  #4
Registered
 
Tonto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,782
Default

RT
I'll bring the butter
RLT
Tonto is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2002, 05:55 PM
  #5
Registered
 
hammereab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Central NY
My Boats: 1999 Baja 29 Outlaw
Posts: 88
Default

hammereab is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
SinkorSwim
General Boating Discussion
0
08-25-2003 11:28 AM
hot water
General Boating Discussion
5
06-08-2003 12:01 PM
Risk Taker
General Boating Discussion
2
03-22-2002 02:27 PM



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:36 AM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.