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Old 03-22-2002, 04:45 PM
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her: "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, ....I've forgotten her name."

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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."


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Number 3!!!!!!!!

My wife's due within the next 9 days...
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