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Old 03-24-2002, 01:10 AM
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This was funny as chit last winter........and still is today.
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Here's a boatramp story I won't soon forget. Parker strip,summer of '78. I was making a dump trip with my black lab "Nasty". Nasty was sufferin from the 110 + heat so I decide to stop for a quick dip at the local launch ramp.(It used to be the Lakeside sub-division ramp,about 1/2 mi. south of Sports Valley) It was the middle of the week and no boats, so I pulled off to the side, let Nasty out and he hit the water for a swim. I shucked of my shirt and boots and joined him. We'd only been in the water long enough to cool off so I figured we'd better get back to work. Nasty wasn't quite ready to leave and I noticed the water had rejuvenated him quite a bit. In fact he was actin like a pup runnin back and forth at the waterline, challengin me to chase him.I was trying to walk out of the water, but the north side of the ramp was really slick and mossy and I lost my foot and slipped back into the water. Makin sure I wouldn't fall and bust my ass, I got down to all fours and decided to crawl past the "slick" area of the ramp. Nasty sees this and decides I wanna play. He charges back into water head on and stops 1" away.Nose to nose. His tail is "flagged" in one of those dominant male poses. I tell him "Don't you bite me sonofa*****" cuz he has that look. He goes past my head towards my ass to do that "I smell your butt, you smell mine" ritual and before I could move in the slime the S.O.B. HAD MOUNTED ME! Now this is a visual guys, here I am in 18" of water, slipping in the slime with a 90 lb black lab humpin me. I'm hollering commands and tryin to elbow him off of me,but I keep slippin and by now his dew claws have stuck into my belly (figured out what those are for). Next thing I remember is a horn honk and lookin up to see a pickup loaded with little kids in the bed with a boat in tow, ready to back down the ramp. The driver hollers out "Whenever you two are done"!
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I remember the first time you posted that story and its still as funny as chit. To bad that guy didn't have a video cam. You may have been the 100k winner on world's funniest videos.
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Dude..........that had to have been a sight to see!!!!!!!!!!
hahhahahahahahahahaha.. ok let me get my breath...hahahahahahahahah

nothing better than a good laugh.

Well......... maybe taking dip with a Lab for all to see!

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Sounds like Nasty needed to get laid a bit more often! LOL!!!
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just curious .. were you yelling Nasty don't ! Nasty stop ! Nasty don't Nasty stop! i think you know the routine...thats a funny story......
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I hope one of you had protection on??? LOL
 
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That is soo................ funny!Sure puts a whole new meaning to "Man's BEST Friend"
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Makes for another meaning of doing the nasty on the water.

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Oh Man thats way too funny, I never saw that coming! I thought it was a boat story. thanks for sharing. Im still laughing as im typing. I hope you mounted him to showem whos BOSS!
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Thanks for reposting that! that is to funny
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