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Kansas Fish and Game RE: Exticnt Turtle population

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Old 03-28-2002, 10:50 PM
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This week the Kansas Department of Fish and Game reported that all species of turtles have become extinct in the state. It seems that their lack of speed and intelligence with no self defense has been their undoing.

Ranger Phog Allen was quoted saying "a large native bird has eaten all the stupid turtles". Appearantly the large beak of the much faster, smarter and stronger JAYHAWK just crushed the shell and the delicate meat was enjoyed untill they disappeared.

Darwinism in it's most simplistic form.

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We had better come up with some new beak restrictions.....no pun intended... or was it..
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