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Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things |
"oh sweet mother of acceleration don't fail me now!"
"i'm affraid we've thrown a rod! is that bad? yeah." "Dude how tight do these bolts have to be? just crank it down hercules" :D |
my favorites
" if I want any $#!+ from you I'll squeze your head"
" that boy is as stupid as a storm drain" Mattyboy |
"Wreckers or Checkers"
" Hero or Zero " " When the Green Flag Drops , The Bull**** Stops " " Second Place is the First Loser " I heard this one , last week and liked it " All Girls Up , All Tops Down" :D :D :D |
My all time favorite
On Marriage-- The f@#king your going to get, aint worth the f@#king your going to get! :p |
Sharkey,
Being in the commercial pool business, that is our unwritten motto, we do not swim in your toliet, so do not piss in our pool.:D :D |
Dont shoot the messenger here, but I always liked this one:
There are two ways to go thru life, married, or happy!! |
Ok, oldies but goodies..
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone" "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder" And of course, "What goes up, must go down!!!":p :D :eek: Well, think about that one for a bit... |
hey lutz!
:D :D :D :D :D LMAO!!!:D |
Okay best motto yet...............
Never let anyone borrow your Boat or your Girlfriend...... cause they'll throw a rod in both..........:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
Somebody took my line!
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:D :D :D
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Originally posted by WaterMoose Ok, oldies but goodies.. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone" "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder" Beauty is only a lightswitch away! |
"Bend over, I'll drive."
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The Critic
It is not the Critic who counts. It is not the man who points out where the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. It is the man who is actually in the arena… whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs, who falls short again and again, who spends himself at a worthy cause… It is the man, who in the end, at best, knows the triumph of high achievement, but who – if failing – at least greatly so that his place shall never be among those timid souls who know neither Victory nor Defeat. |
"There's the Near Great, the Great, and then there's Me."
"Figures lie and liers figure." |
If Computers get to powerful, we can organize them into a committee- that will do them in!!
The only reason I would take up exercise, is so I could hear HEAVY BREATHING again!! unknown |
It is much easier to beg forgiveness, than it is to ask permission!
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Jusus Loves Me, Everyone Else Thinks I'm An *******
Chuck |
WELL...............I see i'll have to do some double naught cyphering on this one....................
ez :D :D :D |
One for the ladies:
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon" |
if i was'nt me . . . .i'd be envious . . .
or concieted people THINK they are the best . . .i . . . on the other hand . . KNOW it . . . :D :D :D |
sometimes you ride the bull,sometimes the bull rides you. if your mother and father are brother and sister you might be a redneck.
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Men plan, and God laughs:p
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Originally posted by cobra marty "There's the Near Great, the Great, and then there's Me." "Figures lie and liers figure." |
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me . . than a frontal labotomy . . .
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Best Quote
I like "Y'all watch this th$$" , even if you don't say it out loud you know you're thinkng it!!!!!!;)
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thats nice!:p
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You can't help growing older, but you can be immature forever.
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"There are more horses asses than horses"
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This isnt momma MZEZ its me EZTERMS on her computer tonite.......but we both agree the funniest thing submitted is 36 spectres ...horses ass deal.......
i rolled on the floor on that one........ cant wait to use it on some poor soul tomorrow at work.... anyway yall keep it up on this thread........ it makes for good laughs ez |
"You know what your problem is? You're short thus your head is too close to your *******!" :D
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If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy Friends for her.
A conclusion is reached when you stop thinking........... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most :) |
Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right, than responsible and wrong.
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" Life is funny, some days you are the bug, Somedays you are the Windshield"
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Phknlwyr,
What the hell is that on your avatar? :confused: :eek: :confused: |
Originally posted by Tantrum Phknlwyr, What the hell is that on your avatar? :confused: :eek: :confused: |
YUP,,,DAZE is CORRECT....
IT IS A CONVERTIBLE !!!:p :p :p :p :D :D :D
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"Man those titties are soo pretty...I'd be on them like a fat cop on a free donut!!!!!!"..............:eek:
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