"When **** becomes valuable, the poor will be born without *******s."

I'd be on her, like a hobo on a ham sammwich:D

Steve David left out a good one he used a while back.

It went something like:

"If your throwing dirt, your loosing ground"

:cool:

Never put off until tomarrow, what should be forgotten about until well after the boating season.
J-BOAT "procrastinator extrodinare"

"Viagra---the quicker sticker upper"

"Your village called, they want their idiot back"

"Your proctololist called, they found your head"

"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"

"If everyone in the world sat still for just ten minutes a day and contemplated life, imagine how serene and peaceful it would be until the looting started"

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"

Just heard this one.


A friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body:D

If I can quote myself...

"The only thing Canada is thankful for is that the U.S.A. separates them and the rat nest we call Mexico"

:) :) -supercrash

Heres another one...

"Sorry if I offened anyone"

-supercrash
I use that second quote alot.

"It's real funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious"

"So many freaks, so few circuses""

I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty, all I care about is who's buying the next round.


Every man wants to be a woman's first. Every woman wants to be a man's last.

and some more:

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

Look how often the unexpected happens
And yet we still never expect it!

I wish I knew more about the things I'm not supposed to know anything about.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Straights are for fast cars,
Turns are for fast drivers.

Thanks Too Old...although I don't think a award is in order..

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it will seem like a hour...sit next to a pretty girl for a hour and it will seem like a minute...thats relativity

-Albert Einstein

Favorite quote:

It's NOT what you know...but what YOU KNOW about WHO YOU KNOW!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :p

My favorite …. “Marriage is best when you have the flu”

My wife’s … “You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.”

And a few others…
Never go to bed angry … stay up and fight”
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

LMAO !!!
 

Dude, THAT was funny!

I've got a firefighter T-shirt that says;

We'll bring her home safe, wet, and with a smile. :p

Its a dog eat dog world , and I'm wearing doggy bone
underwear!!:( :(

A short one from Mr. Thorogood
"When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself"

Who can name who said this,

"Gimmie a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god damn hurry!"

:D :D

Thank ya nice lady...
 

Chasin me? <burp> Ain't nobody chasin me boy, I've been involved in a high speed pursuit for over 500 miles!

<sigh>
 

June-yah, when we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama right in thu mouth!
Ain't No way...
Noooooo way you came from my loins...

Sorry, I was on a roll. :p

Mean people kick ass...

Whaddaya want me to do, jump up n down and blow sparks out my ass? :eek:

Burn the bridge you are on to light your way to the next one.


"ixne on the ottenre" young frakenstein

pat W :D