Troutly's got a good one:

The Three Prices in Life:
"There is the price you paid...there is the price you tell her you paid...there is the price you pay when she finds out the price you paid... "

here's mine

Get In.............. Sit Down............... Hold On and SHUT-UP!

Very similar to Troutly's:

"Dude - It's gonna suck to be you when she finds out about this."

But I kinda like:

"God created the earth and then rested. God created man and then rested. God created woman, and since then neither God nor man have rested."

***ettaboutit....

Has everyone seen the,,, The " HOW YA DOIN " commercial, with the old guy who just flew in..

What time is it? Its NOW! Hang on.......Mike.

Some good ones here !

How about , "When in dought ,gas on it ! "

The older I get , the faster i was

ya'll watch this sh*& is a classic

which one...?

The traffic institute did an " under-cover " study, where they secretly installed block boxes in peoples cars all over the country,, in 75 percent of all accidents the last thing that was recorded was " oh **** " right before before the accident happend,,, The last 25%, turned out to be from the " southern states " and the last thing recorded from those accidents was " YA'LL watch this **** "...