EZ TERMS- Houston Tex- Stand back Bubba....Y'all whatch this ****

A WWII American fighter pilot in England, when smooth-talking a local woman- "Stick with me babe, and you'll be fartin' through silk".

"The wages of gin is breath"

"There's nothing stopping you, but green grass and a will to live!":D

Don't let fear and common sense stop ya.......:eek:

Straights are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

It's not what rock they crawled out from under, it's...why the hell was it the one next to me...

"Don't piss down my back & tell me its raining"

Don't piss me off...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

SunseekerNy,

Thanks!....but the one that I like, other than my own.

Is EZTerms - Stand back Bubba....Y'all whatch this ****

I always get such a visual from that one every time I read it.
hehehehehe

Pantera24

Troutly's got a good one:

The Three Prices in Life:
"There is the price you paid...there is the price you tell her you paid...there is the price you pay when she finds out the price you paid... "


:cool:

here's mine

Get In.............. Sit Down............... Hold On and SHUT-UP!

Very similar to Troutly's:

"Dude - It's gonna suck to be you when she finds out about this."

But I kinda like:

"God created the earth and then rested. God created man and then rested. God created woman, and since then neither God nor man have rested."

***ettaboutit....

Has everyone seen the,,, The " HOW YA DOIN " commercial, with the old guy who just flew in..

What time is it? Its NOW! Hang on.......Mike.

Some good ones here !:D

How about , "When in dought ,gas on it ! "

The older I get , the faster i was

ya'll watch this sh*& is a classic

which one...?

Jennifer,,,,
 

The traffic institute did an " under-cover " study, where they secretly installed block boxes in peoples cars all over the country,, in 75 percent of all accidents the last thing that was recorded was " oh **** " right before before the accident happend,,, The last 25%, turned out to be from the " southern states " and the last thing recorded from those accidents was " YA'LL watch this **** "...

oops I'm awake .....kinda....

was saying that the Hey Bubba qoute from Pantera24 is a classic..... i live that quite often...

I participated in that study.... it was right after I dropped my sister off from our date.....

Originally posted by Chris232
The traffic institute did an " under-cover " survey, where they installed block boxes in peoples cars all over the country,, in 75 percent of all accidents the last thing that was said was " oh **** " right before it happend,,, The last 25%, turned out to be from the " southern states " and the las thing recorded from those accidents was " YA'LL watch this **** "...
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I think what they ment was when the northerners had an accident it was a surprise thing and a mistake .

When the sotherners had an accident it started out as something they did on purpose that they thought would work to impress their friends and later found out it wouldn't ? :D

I kind of enjoy the Boy......Now I say Boy, your doing that all wrong.

Cramer

Well, thank god for the BODY !!
 

" I admit, at times I'm not the sharpest tool in the shead, but I'm really lost now."

No no no.........It goes like this......

"Ya'll hold my beer and watch this.."

;)

Okay,

"Hey Yaw'll, Watch this ****..." Is the last utterance that far too many less-than-intelligent people primarily of southern descent mumble before they do something really dumb!

It falls under the famous last words category.
Here's an example:

http://www.dumbpictures.com/files/ouch/big_jump.mpeg

:D :D :D

Shore' got it...
 

Hold my beer,,, Ya'll whatch this...


My favorite has to be " BOY, I say BOY, you're doin that all wrong.. " :D :D

Sunseeker if your in St Cloud on Sunday i'll show you how it's done....actually I'm sure there will be quite a few good ole boys hangin round in St Cloud ... no offense SkaterMike.....
could be an interesting weekend , I had better bring the camcorder

Hey Chris.......who's ass is that man........:eek:

I sure am liking it..............and i'm not an ass man at all......:D

I can't remember whose it is, but I like the one "If you're not living on the edge, your taking up space.

Saw this on the back of a boat at the Fort Lauderdale show about 15 years ago. " It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand"

I`m from brick n.j. some people call me

THE PRICK FROM BRICK

:D :D :D :D

I LOVE IT:D

MIKE

When got out of aerial application school I came backand one of my aerobatic pilot friends wanted to see what a firebombing and cropdusting pass was like. When we went to get in the plane I told him "Strap in real tight, A saw something in a cartoon once and Im pretty sure I can do it!!!"
He jumped out ad wont fly with me anymore.
I love words!!!

"Trust me all the girls are doin it like this now":eek: :cool:

MXZ ~ Congrats to your Terps! I guess I need to find a new avater now :(

NOT!!! That's sacreligeous Amy.

MissAmy hold your head high your team is great! Iwas even doubting the terps for a while there. Next year hopefully we will both make the final four again!;)

My favorite quote
 

Hip Hip Hooray its the first of May. Outdoor F*&King begins today. :D

Only a month away. :D :D

MXZ ~ Yes, it was a good season for us, I just really wanted to see them win the whole thing this year. But, yes, maybe next year will meet you at the big dance!

Tanned ~ I was wanting a new avetar anyway. Something for summer. I am not a fairweather fan by any means. Once a Jayhawk, always a Jayhawk.

Lutz ~ :eek: :eek: :D