Post King
 

First, I'd like to say that this thread is meant to be all in good fun. That being said, I'd like those interested in being crowned "Post King" to explain why you think you are worthy of that "crowning ". Audiofn has recently said that he's running for the position based, it seems, on his number of posts. At one time I believe Waterfoul thought of himself as "Post King", also on # of posts. Personally, I think I should get it just because I'm such a nice guy, but I'll be big and disqulaify myself based on the fact that I started this thread. (See? That's how nice I think I am.) Maybe it's got something to do with the make of your boat, Like Active Thunder as an example. But whatever the reason, let's hear from the candidates.

Crazyhorse

Are you hitting the vicodin again. :D I told you to send those to me.

Post King eh! What is the criteria? Waterfoul and Audio are both nice guys as you claim you are too. So it cant be based just on that or I may even call myself a canidate.

So you need to come up with some criteria, Pop another vicodin have a beer and let the creative juices flow. ha ha ha:D

This could be interesting.

I would have to base my campaign on ...... hmmm lets see......oh yeah "World Peace" :D :rolleyes: :D

I figured the criteria would become a living thing of it's own accord. Vicodin and a beer coming up.

Which one has the biggest weenie?

Oh Man...................This one went straight to the gutter :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Is Waterfoul still winning the number of posts war?

I win. It's as simple as that.

Look under my name to the left!!

Dave you got to get off you a$$ and get a life!!!!the way I see it your off about 10 more weeks and in that time you can pass Foul easy but your going to drive us all nuts.....read the paper or something will ya....

Hey folks, now that Dyno has cable internet hook-up, he could be a serious contender for being crowned "Post King". Now he can keep up with the outside world. Dyno, they going to be spraying graphics on the Sonic this week?
Waterfoul, I hope you got fast typing skills as it sounds like you may lose that crown. There's an awful lot of people gunning for ya.
P.S. If any of you folks can get marijuana legalized here in Michigan you've got my vote for Post King.

Dyno, I should be getting my block back from the machine shop soon. That will give hime something to do!!!!

Hi Troutly. You ready for spring launch?

Done Troutly!!

HMMMMMM INTERESTING. I am making ground now that Fould actually has to WORK!!!!!:p :p

I think I can make a case for the fact that when Foul was puting up his numbers he was getting paid. Now that he is not getting paid to post it is not so easy for him. Me on the other had have a problem. It is Posticus-to-muchicus. I just simply can not get away from the damn place and will blow off customers and post all day and NOT make a dime doing it :D:D

Jon

Jon.....
Only 130 more posts and you catch him:rolleyes:

You ought to be able to do that by tomorrow evening.

By the way our ck is in the mail, so you shouldnt have to work at all knowing it is on the way. :D :D

Actually you had better get something profitable accomplished this week so you can have some green for your next big adventure.

Dude I will be working myself silly this week. I even put in 12 hours today!!! Going to be a long couple of days. But hopefully when I get out to LA I will have money to play and all my bills caught up :D:D

Jon

As far as the King of all post whores I gave Foul that name and he will always be the KING post whore. We are all just wanabees :p :p

Now, see, I thought being Post King meant you got to boink the Post Hoe.Not that there's anything wrong with not wanting to boink the Post Hoe. But hey, boink, boink, boink.

Crazy what color is the sky in your plannet? REALLY I NEED TO KNOW :D:D

Jon

The sky on my planet is a kind of speckled off-white textured,,, oh wait. That's the ceiling. But hold on, I'll look in the basement and see if I can find it. Good thing the Vicodin's right next to the stairs.

OH boy the knee is better next operation is for the labotomy

YOU GUYS ARE NUCKING FUTS

As King, I would like to thank all the little people I had to trample to get here!! Thanks Audiofn, Troutly, Shorgasm, Crazy-I-need-a-Vicodin-horse, MissAmy and her classic '57 model, JBK, traviss, etc.... the list is long and useless.:D

LMAO You guys are too funny!!:p :p :p

Troutly that is a picture I just DID NOT need painted in my mind, it is messed up way to much as it is!!!!! :D:D

Jon

I know I don't have the posts,
but if I were King
free beer and naked women for all( and to be politically correct if you want naked men )

it's good to be the King!

Mattyboy
oh pissboy oh pissboy:eek:

who is the King????
 

i would have to say that it is a tie between Audio and Waterfoul!! oooooops.....wrong thread. i thought the title was Porn King !!!! :eek: ;) :D

jbk

JBK~LOL!!!!! :D :D :D

BTW babe......I passed you in posts! I'm the QUEEN!!!! ;)

Well, if MissAmy is going to be queen, I DEFINITELY want to be King:D Let's see.....that would make Lutzy the court jester??? LOL!!!!:rolleyes:

Troutly, I was trying to keep this thread clean. But that was the jist I was going for.

Did JBK just call Waterfoul the Prom King? Now, I've never met MissAmy but I'd bet from her winning personality on OSO and the high marks she gets from OSO members that she would be the logical choice for Post Queen. And I would think that being as LOTO is such a big draw for OSO members that someone from that area should be titled Post King. And seeing as Lutzparty and MissAmy are from the same area I'd vote for the two of them to win the crowns. Nothing against Waterfoul or Audiofn but hey , I gotta vote the way I feel and not the way they paid me to vote. But thanks for the Vicodin Waterfoul. Oh, wait. My vote don't count. Doh!
P.S. I'm down to one Vicodin 18 times a day.

One.....18 times a day......damn.....that's still a lot of Vic!!!

I really hate to waste them on pain though.

Your right crazy. They are much more fun when the pain is gone.:D Don't worry, I have an almost endless supply when you run out. I also will pay dearly for the legalisation of you know what.:D

Waayyyyallll now let's see here........

Waterfoul,

I think you need to re-think your titles. Seeing as how I happen to be married to Lutz, I believe that entitles him to be the KING! That, and the size of his........Septor! ;) :D

Now, you, on the other hand, would make the PERFECT court jester, seeing how you dance and all. :p :D

ACTUALLY>>>>>>>>I believe BoatGirl should be honored with title of Queen. I'm pretty sure she's got the most posts by a female, with RiverGirl close behind her. I think they're the only two with over 1,000. Not that I'm counting or anything:rolleyes: ;) :D I just happen to remember that little statistic.

PS......Waterfoul, If BoatGirl is the Queen THENNNN, perhaps you could be entitled to the title of King. But that's something you'll have to work out with her. We all know the Queen rules! :D

so you wantabee king!!
 

if you want to be King, you gotta sleep with the queen mom!!!
or should I say queen mummy :eek:

Mattyboy
not ready for a dirt nap!!!

Miss Amy- crap! you are right. perhaps we should mud-wrestle for the title. whadya say??? :p

Crazy- oooohhhh, good one....Prom King! :D

Audio- shut up, ya F'n gypsy!!!! ;) :p

jbk

Yup that is me the Gypsy!!! :D:D Tell I smarten up and get a desk job like you :p :p I will email ya and let ya know how the Catalina run is on Saturday :cool: :cool: :D :D I will also make sure that Keven Amy Pam and I all take lots of pictures of ourselves having fun at Havabrew. Anything that is questionable we will make sure we edit out with those big black boxes :D:D

jon- sounds cool bro! uhhh....about that editing thing, i don't want to spend all that time going through the process, so you can just send the unedited pictures! i'll put my own black boxes over the questionable parts. :D

43 days until:

L ots
O f
T ops
O ff

jbk

I personally will get yelled at for this

But I think the true post king should be honored for the CONTENT of his or her post. Not the number of post.

With this said I nominate Tx2 for will long, interesting, and very informative postings :)





With that said now I guess its times to look for new accomadations at LOTO :(

MissAmy and Lutzparty, you still have you condo??

:)

Waterfoul and Audiofn may not let me stay with them now :(