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Old 04-24-2002 | 09:44 AM
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Talking OT: "On The Beach"

A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. As luck would have it, a beautiful girl walks by and stops.

"You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed, have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a wet one smack on his lips.

A few minutes later, another spectacular babe walks up.

"You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, so she gives him a great one, and strolls away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous gal walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face, and looks down at him. "Mister", she says, "Have you ever been ****ed?"

"No", he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."

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Old 04-24-2002 | 09:47 AM
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DOH!! What a let-down!
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Old 04-24-2002 | 10:06 AM
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thats a woman for you !!!!
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Old 04-24-2002 | 10:21 AM
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what do you call a guy with no arms and legs on a beach?

dune!
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front of a door?
matt!
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs who water skis?

skip!



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Old 04-24-2002 | 11:03 AM
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Old 04-24-2002 | 11:09 AM
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You forgot one:

What do you call a man in the water with no arms or legs?
bob





Hey, wait a minute, that's my name. LOL
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Old 04-24-2002 | 11:37 AM
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What do you call the same guy on your wall?

ART!
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Old 04-24-2002 | 12:03 PM
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what do you call the same guy in a hot tub?


stew!
what do you call a dog with no legs?

doesn't matter he's not going to come anyway!!!



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Old 04-24-2002 | 01:13 PM
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what do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen
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Old 04-24-2002 | 01:23 PM
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what do you call the same women on vacation in Japan

Irene!!!!
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