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Old 04-26-2002, 08:30 AM
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LOVE THY HUSBAND!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the
following,
your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal he
can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially
nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his
stress. Don't
discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress
worse. Try
to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and
giving him
plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on
television.
And most importantly, be romantic with your husband several
times a week
and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next
10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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Old 04-26-2002, 11:58 PM
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