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Old 04-26-2002, 03:21 PM
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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the
> end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says,
> "John, what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya...
> Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead
> came up to me... boobies out to here, Dave. Boobies out to here! She
> says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride
> in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I
> said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't
> swim!" The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the
> end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says,
> "What are you happy about today John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya...
> Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL
> blonde came up to me... boobies out to here, Dave. Boobies out to here!
> She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have
> a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further
> than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or
> swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!" A couple days pass
> and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin' over a beer.
> Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell
> ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the
> most desirable brunette came up to me... boobies WAY out to here, Dave.
> Boobies WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So
> I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out,
> Dave, way WAY out...much further than the last two. I turned off the
> key, and looked at her boobies and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She
> pulled down her pants and... She had a dick, Dave! She had this great
> BIG dick! ...and I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!"
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Old 04-26-2002, 03:46 PM
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Old 04-26-2002, 03:55 PM
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AHHH. That's F'in Hilarious!!!!!

Boobies out to here dave!!!
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I give it a "C"............C-ya later.......
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