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Jupiter Sunsation 01-09-2016 05:09 PM

You guys are absolute A-holes! Do you know how much it costs to keep a fleet of Apaches running? Of course Mr. Paratrooper has to cut a few corners at the big box stores to keep feeding the Apache beasts! :D

Sure hope the retailer sues him for "treble damages"........:evilb:

Jupiter Sunsation 01-09-2016 05:13 PM

Wonder if the holding cell heard all the "offshore boating, paratrooper, lawn I-beam, teen pool parties with no pool" tales until the "b1tches got there to bail him out".......you know the phone in my Excursion was broken!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WMErc1n6Ks

indysupra 01-09-2016 05:23 PM

What is ya ignorant

Speedracer29 01-09-2016 06:25 PM

Probably just missed a couple items at the checkout, the guy has a lot on his mind..... like legal fees and such...

http://www.supremecourt.ohio.gov/rod...-Ohio-4263.pdf

Comanche3Six 01-09-2016 06:33 PM

Could of been some items from Trick Marine with outdated barcodes the scanner didn't pick up....just trying to be fair and open minded here.

thirdchildhood 01-09-2016 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by Indy (Post 4392105)
I wonder if he still has those Normandy beach obstacles (Czech hedgehogs) in his property to discourage the neighbors from parking there or whatever the reason was.

Yeah, said he had sharp metal spikes hidden in the grass by the road to keep cars off his lawn. Said they would rip up tires. Great for the kids running around barefoot too. That would be a heck of a lawsuit. What a BS'er.

mike tkach 01-09-2016 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4392032)
Follow along on the next adventure! :D (AKA: Sometimes it's not that people change, it's the mask that falls off. )

http://74.62.106.19/cgi-bin/mdocket....=&type=CR&acc=

Case Number:
Defendant(s): Sunkin, Christopher T

12/28/2015

CASE SET FOR ARRAIGNMENT ON 01/04/2016 AT 9:00 AM
12/22/2015 CHRISTOPHER SUNKIN WAS OBSERVED BY LOSS
PREVENTION AT SELF CHECKOUT NOT SCANNING ALL MERCHANDISE,
AT WHICH TIME MR. SUNKIN LEFT THE STORE WITHOUT RENDERING
PROPERT PAYMENT. IN VIOLATION OF SECTION 2913.02 OF THE
OHIO REVISED CODE

01/04/2016

DEFENDANT IN COURT, PLEAD NOT GUILTY. CASE SET FOR
PRETRIAL ON 2/9/2016 AT 9:30 AM (JFL). DEFENDANT SIGNED
WAIVER OF TIME.

01/07/2016
CASE SET FOR PRE-TRIAL ON 02/09/2016 AT 9:30 AM

i feel sorry for mr sunkin,anybody know his address?i want to send him a care package.

mike tkach 01-09-2016 07:50 PM

i wonder what his lawyer will say when he finds out sunkin lied to him and the prosecuting attorney has the tape to prove it.

Interceptor 01-09-2016 08:54 PM

Did someone walk out with a six pack of butt plugs ?

speicher lane 01-09-2016 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by mike tkach (Post 4392171)
i wonder what his lawyer will say when he finds out sunkin lied to him and the prosecuting attorney has the tape to prove it.

To Mr. Sunkin, " I will require a prepaid retainer for my services.."
To Himself (basically)......"OMG ROFLMAO... that payment better clear!"


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