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DollaBill 06-23-2010 03:57 PM

I want the "Girls Gone Wild" theme boat. Lots of silicone parts and bad decisions...;) The fenders will be shaped like t!ts and the cockpit cover will have bikini straps to hold it in place. The sticks can be vibrators

Jassman 06-23-2010 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3143340)
I want the "Girls Gone Wild" theme boat. Lots of silicone parts and bad decisions...;) The fenders will be shaped like t!ts and the cockpit cover will have bikini straps to hold it in place. The sticks can be vibrators

dont let Sandy on that boat..I know where she'll be sitting:grinser010:

DollaBill 06-23-2010 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by Jassman (Post 3143341)
dont let Sandy on that boat..I know where she'll be sitting:grinser010:

LOLOLOLOLOL. Nice Jeff

apache727 06-23-2010 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3143340)
I want the "Girls Gone Wild" theme boat. Lots of silicone parts and bad decisions...;) The fenders will be shaped like t!ts and the cockpit cover will have bikini straps to hold it in place. The sticks can be vibrators

That would be a lot better than another super hero boat!

Catmando 06-23-2010 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3143340)
I want the "Girls Gone Wild" theme boat. Lots of silicone parts and bad decisions...;) The fenders will be shaped like t!ts and the cockpit cover will have bikini straps to hold it in place. The sticks can be vibrators

I like it!! :evilb: :D

DollaBill 06-23-2010 04:53 PM

Thats My Theme So Nobody Better Steal It. Im Doing It

Catmando 06-23-2010 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3143402)
Thats My Theme So Nobody Better Steal It. Im Doing It

Ok but don't forget the stripper pole. ;)

Mastercraft240 06-23-2010 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by Catmando (Post 3143411)
Ok but don't forget the stripper pole. ;)

I cant believe Dollabill forgot about the stripper pole........:cool-smiley-027:

DollaBill 06-23-2010 05:53 PM

I didnt forget. Gota save some stuff for a surprise.

pm203 06-23-2010 06:00 PM

You can have billet K-Y tubes as the drive resevoirs.

offshoredrillin 06-23-2010 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3143340)
I want the "Girls Gone Wild" theme boat. Lots of silicone parts and bad decisions...;) The fenders will be shaped like t!ts and the cockpit cover will have bikini straps to hold it in place. The sticks can be vibrators

dude you need the preparation H boat..witha picture of Joan rivers or carol channing...:lolhit:

DollaBill 06-23-2010 06:23 PM

hahaha

Coolerman 06-23-2010 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143470)
dude you need the preparation H boat..witha picture of Joan rivers or carol channing...:lolhit:

buzz kill.......

cdowns 06-23-2010 07:37 PM

You guys are'nt rite.. This is some funny ****....Keep the ideas going....:lolhit::lolhit:

AngerMgmt 06-23-2010 07:44 PM

I talked to a guy last weekend at the KY Lake PR that has a 48' w/1350's being built now. Expects it in September.....wonder if it's this one. Didn't mention a "theme boat" tho.......nice guy, but didn't strike me a the kind that would have "dildo" sticks:picard1:

Cash Bar 06-23-2010 08:12 PM

You guys obviously haven't noticed my boat in my profile signature.

Look to the left and bottom.

:lolhit:

phragle 06-23-2010 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143470)
dude you need the preparation H boat..witha picture of Joan rivers or carol channing...:lolhit:

The Dollabill-mates........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...joanrivers.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...socialites.jpg

offshoredrillin 06-23-2010 08:32 PM

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forgot his best girls yet....:evilb:

jayboat 06-23-2010 08:38 PM

Pucker Up
 

Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143470)
dude you need the preparation H boat..witha picture of Joan rivers or carol channing...:lolhit:

I don't even wanna think about what the transom would look like. :eek:

frankenstein 06-23-2010 08:47 PM

I love how someone can spend close to 7 digits ( maybe even hit 7 digits ) on a boat and still get shredded apart from people. Tough crowd. I know it's all in good fun. ( I just wish I had such problems ).

Catmando 06-23-2010 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by pm203 (Post 3143453)
You can have billet K-Y tubes as the drive resevoirs.

Haaaahahaha... :evilb:

Coolerman 06-23-2010 11:45 PM

hopefully the lifeline jackets are edible!

GLH 06-24-2010 05:42 AM

Old GATORONE Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: What?

Old GATORONE Man: Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?

Old GATORONE man: Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: Oh.

[Walks away]

Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.








We love yahhh Bill!

Jupiter Sunsation 06-24-2010 07:07 AM


Originally Posted by GLH (Post 3143778)
Old GATORONE Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: What?

Old GATORONE Man: Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?

Old GATORONE man: Let's see how many Skaters from 2004 to 2011 are for sale compared to MTI's of the same year.

Joe Dirt: Oh.

[Walks away]

Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.








We love yahhh Bill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwbUCI9bEvA :D

Jupiter Sunsation 06-24-2010 07:15 AM


Originally Posted by frankenstein (Post 3143602)
I love how someone can spend close to 7 digits ( maybe even hit 7 digits ) on a boat and still get shredded apart from people. Tough crowd. I know it's all in good fun. ( I just wish I had such problems ).

The car themed boats seem to still look good years later. The superhero/cartoon boats, not so much. That Cig 46 Spiderman boat probably could get resprayed to lose Spiderman and salvage a lot of the existing paint. Speed Racer is timeless.

The two with the best paint details are Batman and Looney Toons. The ideas and applications are incredible. Batman might be a little more palatable if you remove the wings.....

If it was my 6-7 figures I would lean towards a Pure Platinum theme, sharp paint with matching F650 and plenty of speed to spare!

offshoredrillin 06-24-2010 07:21 AM


Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation (Post 3143822)

Now why would anyone bring AJ into this :D

DollaBill 06-24-2010 10:51 AM

this is some funny chit

cdowns 06-24-2010 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by frankenstein (Post 3143602)
I love how someone can spend close to 7 digits ( maybe even hit 7 digits ) on a boat and still get shredded apart from people. Tough crowd. I know it's all in good fun. ( I just wish I had such problems ).

I think they are bashing on each other rather than our theme boat...BTW This will probably be the baddest ass mti theme boat to date...:eekdrop::Score-101010:

WARPARTY36 06-24-2010 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by cdowns (Post 3144091)
I think they are bashing on each other rather than our theme boat...BTW This will probably be the baddest ass mti theme boat to date...:eekdrop::Score-101010:

He said baddest ass:evilb::grinser010::drink: Only in Pick Wick:drink:

cdowns 06-24-2010 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by WARPARTY36 (Post 3144196)
He said baddest ass:evilb::grinser010::drink: Only in Pick Wick:drink:

Thats the ONLY way to describe it....:kiss:

cdowns 06-24-2010 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by WARPARTY36 (Post 3144196)
He said baddest ass:evilb::grinser010::drink: Only in Pick Wick:drink:

It's Pickwick Bubba not Pick Wick...:drink:

phragle 06-24-2010 01:29 PM

badd ass theme?? MR. T bought a boat?? A-Team theme???

DollaBill 06-24-2010 01:34 PM

I think it's "most badazz" in proper engrish Carey LOL

Matt Trulio 06-24-2010 01:59 PM

As I said, you guys are brutal but entertaining. Anyway, Bill's "theme" boat, for a working name let's call it "Bada-Bing," raises an interesting question:

How would a stripper pole affect a catamaran's center of gravity? I imagine the effects would be greater when the pole is actually in use. And I imagine those effects would even greater if the pole were in use while the boat was underway. (Then again, maybe not—perhaps the movement of the boat would counteract the forces exerted on the pole and transferred to the hull.)

I just don't know.

DollaBill 06-24-2010 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Matt Trulio (Post 3144225)
As I said, you guys are brutal but entertaining. Anyway, Bill's "theme" boat, for a working name let's call it "Bada-Bing," raises an interesting question:

How would a stripper pole affect a catamaran's center of gravity? I imagine the effects would be greater when the pole is actually in use. And I imagine those effects would even greater if the pole were in use while the boat was underway. (Then again, maybe not—perhaps the movement of the boat would counteract the forces exerted on the pole and transferred to the hull.)

I just don't know.

I'm not an engineer, but I play one when drunk Matt. Mine will be retractable. And, of course, there will be a weight limit for using the pole. This idea is growing legs. I guess I need to build a new boat soon

Big Time 06-24-2010 02:15 PM

I think the stripper pole needs to be on the deck of the boat but mounted to the transom/floor of the cabin through a hole in the deck. So you would have a hole in the deck of the boat (I'm thinking with a cover that would lay flush with the deck to cover when not in use, almost like a gas cap) where you could slide the pole into all the way to the transom/floor with some sort of mounting bracket at the base keeping it in place. With the pole mounted to the floor of the transom, and the deck acting to stabilize the pole, you could probably pull it off....not that I've thought about it or anything. :grinser010:

flight club 06-24-2010 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Big Time (Post 3144242)
I think the stripper pole needs to be on the deck of the boat but mounted to the transom/floor of the cabin through a hole in the deck. So you would have a hole in the deck of the boat (I'm thinking with a cover that would lay flush with the deck to cover when not in use, almost like a gas cap) where you could slide the pole into all the way to the transom/floor with some sort of mounting bracket at the base keeping it in place. With the pole mounted to the floor of the transom, and the deck acting to stabilize the pole, you could probably pull it off....not that I've thought about it or anything. :grinser010:

I could pull it off. We have awsome engineers for our clubs. Need more ballest? ADD MORE SILICONE. LOL

DollaBill 06-24-2010 02:41 PM

I'll get it done

Airpacker 06-24-2010 02:43 PM

Hydraulics Matt. Just push the button and up slides a shiny stripper pole. ya, thats the ticket.......................

Big Time 06-24-2010 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by flight club (Post 3144255)
I could pull it off. We have awsome engineers for our clubs. Need more ballest? ADD MORE SILICONE. LOL

I figured if there was anyone that could pull it off it would be you! :drink:


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