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DollaBill 06-24-2010 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by Airpacker (Post 3144266)
Hydraulics Matt. Just push the button and up slides a shiny stripper pole. ya, thats the ticket.......................

I'm with the hydraulics idea

phragle 06-24-2010 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by Big Time (Post 3144242)
I think the stripper pole needs to be on the deck of the boat but mounted to the transom/floor of the cabin through a hole in the deck. So you would have a hole in the deck of the boat (I'm thinking with a cover that would lay flush with the deck to cover when not in use, almost like a gas cap) where you could slide the pole into all the way to the transom/floor with some sort of mounting bracket at the base keeping it in place. With the pole mounted to the floor of the transom, and the deck acting to stabilize the pole, you could probably pull it off....not that I've thought about it or anything. :grinser010:

Using your discription, I have found a secret pik of dolla's stripper pole equiped theme boat

http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/att...3944347146.jpg

jcl 06-24-2010 03:32 PM

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:coolcowboy::evilb:

Catmando 06-24-2010 04:30 PM

20 dolla bill :poopoo::party-smiley-048: :D

03darkshadow 06-24-2010 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3144227)
I'm not an engineer, but I play one when drunk Matt. Mine will be retractable. And, of course, there will be a weight limit for using the pole. This idea is growing legs. I guess I need to build a new boat soon



no fat chicks on bills boat. :drink:

omerta one 06-24-2010 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3144263)
I'll get it done

You'll end up with a 12" tube TV, a magnifying glass and a bottle of hand lotion just like always.

DollaBill 06-29-2010 11:32 AM

LMAO nice. How about that new 80 NT? that would be a ride huh? maybe a couple years

03darkshadow 06-29-2010 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3147380)
LMAO nice. How about that new 80 NT? that would be a ride huh? maybe a couple years




you could get some fat chicks on the 80. :evilb:

DollaBill 06-29-2010 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by 03darkshadow (Post 3147721)
you could get some fat chicks on the 80. :evilb:

or a WHOLE BUNCH of skinny ones :)

LaughingCat 06-30-2010 08:29 AM

Considering the height issue from bottom to deck, the pole will likely need to be on a sliding mount. As the pole retracts, the mount slides allowing the entire pole to slip beneath the deck for a flush cover. The height of the pole can now be longer thereby negating the need for midget strippers.

offshoredrillin 06-30-2010 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by omerta one (Post 3144538)
You'll end up with a 12" tube TV, a magnifying glass and a bottle of hand lotion just like always.

now that right there is funny, i don't care who ya are!

BLee 06-30-2010 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by cdowns (Post 3142101)
Nahhh We would like to be able to sell it...lol

:lolhit::coolcowboy:


lol, niiiiiice :drink:



Another financial drawback with using a Skater theme, is that your service department wouldn't have it every week, shrinking the bottom line they're accustomed to http://smiliesftw.com/x/ransrans.gif

cdowns 06-30-2010 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 3148233)
lol, niiiiiice :drink:



Another financial drawback with using a Skater theme, is that your service department wouldn't have it every week, shrinking the bottom line they're accustomed to http://smiliesftw.com/x/ransrans.gif

hahahahah:drink::kiss: All you Skater guys knows im just picking at cha.,...:kiss:

Cash Bar 06-30-2010 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 3148177)
The height of the pole can now be longer thereby negating the need for midget strippers.

You missed the whole point. DollaBill only sleeps with midget strippers. He says it's because EVERYTHING
looks bigger to them. :eek:

I reminded him that my girls average 5'10" and I get referrals. :grinser010:

DollaBill 06-30-2010 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by Cash Bar (Post 3148259)
You missed the whole point. DollaBill only sleeps with midget strippers. He says it's because EVERYTHING
looks bigger to them. :eek:

I reminded him that my girls average 5'10" and I get referrals. :grinser010:

god's little punctuation marks!

cdowns 06-30-2010 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by Cash Bar (Post 3148259)
You missed the whole point. DollaBill only sleeps with midget strippers. He says it's because EVERYTHING
looks bigger to them. :eek:

I reminded him that my girls average 5'10" and I get referrals. :grinser010:

Did you tell him most had adams apples:lolhit::eek::drink:

LaughingCat 06-30-2010 10:13 AM

Holy crap, we've got ourselves an official OSO Roast going on.

DollaBill 06-30-2010 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by cdowns (Post 3148270)
Did you tell him most had adams apples:lolhit::eek::drink:

Cash Bar was able to teach them how to wax their eyebrows

cdowns 06-30-2010 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by DollaBill (Post 3148285)
Cash Bar was able to teach them how to wax their eyebrows

And shave their arms.....:eek::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

BLee 06-30-2010 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by cdowns (Post 3148254)
hahahahah:drink::kiss: All you Skater guys knows im just picking at cha.,...:kiss:

Of course bro! We have to take advantage when we get the rare opportunity to have fun with someone that has a sense of humor, instead of the all too common whiney btches that can't take jokes! :ernaehrung004:


Originally Posted by cdowns (Post 3148314)
And shave their arms.....:eek::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

http://smiliesftw.com/x/bigbowrofl.gif


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