after parting ways......
 

....i have learned a little bit about relationships and the opposite sex in general. above all, i have learned "Why boats are better than women..." :) (you may have heard these)


1) Both are expensive and high maintenance, but you get to ride your boat more often.

2) You can steer a boat.

3) If your boat isn't running, you can choke it a few times and it'll crank up and run right.

4) You can swap your old boat out for a new one and still keep your house and car. Plus, older boats don't trash you every time they see you with your new boat.

5) You don't mind if your buddies see you being dragged behind your boat.

6) When you get on them, boats don't gripe about how you've gained weight.

7) Boats don't mind when you ride other boats.

8) A boat's bottom is always the same size as the first time you boarded it.

9) When boats retain water you can pull the plug and drain them.

10) When you have no use for a boat, you can put it in storage until you're ready to play with it again

:D :D :D

#'s 8 thru 10...LMAO :D :D :D

:cool: :eek: :cool:

ABSOLUTELY!!!

Gotta luv those boats! :) :) :)

:D :D :D

:D :D :D

You forgot the one, boats don't mind being in the wet spot.:D

How true that is!:D

That goes both ways guys...LOL...Chad, best of luck to both of you... ;)

You're a SICK LITTLE GUY, but
 

I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Hey JJ
 

Guess you need to change the "Soon to be the 949" heh
CHUMP:eek: :D :cool:

or 314 and maybe even 636....hhhhmmmmm:D :rolleyes:

I do believe this can go both ways ....
:rolleyes::mad:





..."you can choke it a few times" ...

I guess the saying is true, all men think alike .................

Too Old- I agree, but remember that does go both ways...In college, since there were only about 50 girls on campus, we had a t-shirt that was the Top 10 of why airplanes were better then men...My favorite, and not only because I came with it, the #1 reason, Airplanes go on pleasure trips, men go on ego trips...LOL Hey RG that could apply to boats too, right...hey...do me a favor get in touch with me on my email or PM me... :D

RG & BG- no doubt....it can easily go both ways. i was just making light of my situation with a little humor. as much as women frustrate me, i still like 'em!!!!! :)

jbk

damn right...can't live with 'em...can't kill 'em...

JBK, I know your plight, and BG knows mine too.

I give that one a closely guarded :D :D :D :D .

Gotta love them boats!

Now let's see---Bought new boat in 1995.

Was engaged once and have had four steady girlfriends since 1995.

Guess what? I still have my boat!!!!!

I guess I gotta agree with JBK!!!!!!!!

RG & BG you are both correct however fighting a losing battle on this thread:D

Sherman, DIdn't you get my P.M.?? I think i did it this morning when you were signed in as Jesse James.

Email me or P.M. please

Thanks! :)

Miss A I got it and returned it. I have been on the couch for about the last day and 1/2 sick as a dog. I will try to get a disk for you asap.

You must have what I had on Sunday! BLAAAAHHHHH!

Poison, I tell you! I was poisoned!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you feel better soon. Just whenever you get a chance, is fine. Let me know about your decision too.

decision is made and I have them all scanned call me at the office and let me know where i can meet you and i will give it to you.


I dont think i had what you had on sunday:p

I believe you were suffering from the Choclate Martini, Petron Silver shot, Cosmopolitan, Star Bomb shot, Exspresso Martini, Mango Martini, Sour Apple Martini virus:D :D :p ;)

Have you seen pam (the one with twins)

CHIT!!! :mad: Don't remind me of what I had! Why did you guys let me do that to myself!???! I forgot about the Bomb Pop shot, and you left out the two Margeuritas I had at dinner!

UGGHhhhhh....I'm feeling sick again just thinking about it.

I will call you later. Thanks!

Oh, I haven't seeen Pam, but I might see her next Friday. I'm subbing that day at the preschool.

:D :D :D

So Boat girl how has the transition treated you?

ssherman- perhaps we need to fly down to make sure she is okay?? you know...make the transition easier. i nice weekend in SOFL might be just what the doc ordered!!!

Please let go of my arm you are hurting me by twisting so hard:D

Yeah......
go to Ft. Laudee and pick her up...
then swing your sorry asses down here in Aventura and pick me up!

some kinda bartenders contest/drunk fest going on in the keys somewhere.....
if we head down by boat, its quicker ..... than driving!

JBK couple more days till mayhem 2002!!!!!! You are one of the lucky judges for the POLE DANCING CONTEST on the lutz party bardge. Judging is restricted to recently broken up, owners of the boat, and the birthday boy. :D:D

Jon

Good thing the photographer has his own seat:p

RG sounds like a plan but Jesse james is about another 30 days out.

JBK and SSherman...I think that is a brilliant idea, I need help with my transition...I think...But thanks for asking, I love So. FL...and although the job isnt really as advertised...I'm doing good... :D

Also you can't forget boats don't cry when it comes to a stern shot! :D :D :p :D :D

Come on down, the water and weather are great...I spoke with JBK this AM...start packing... :D

audio- thanks for the appointment! did i mention that i'm bringing almost 500 jello shots and a designated driver? no doubt that my judging skills will be sharpened with a few shots!!!:rolleyes:

BG- i'm on my way as soon as i finish packing. hmmm...what should i pack?? whoa....maybe i should stay with the theme of JJ's boat and bring my cowboy hat, six shooters, bandana, and not to forget my sheep-skin assless chaps!!!! just call me William H. Boney (AKA: Billy The Kid) "Regulators, mount up!!!!!!!!"

Hey, how about, "Boats don't make you brush your teeth before you ride them."