I was traveling down the interstate when I had to make a pit stop
at a rest area.

The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the second one.
I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall
say, "Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers and especially under
those conditions ..... , and I really don't know quite what possessed
me, but I answered, "Not bad."

And the stranger said, "And, what are you up to?"


Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think
this was too weird! So I said, "Well, just like you I am driving South"

Then, I heard the stranger get all upset and say, "Look, I'll call
you right back, there is some idiot in the next stall answering all the
questions I am asking you. Bye!"

wooops, lol

Can you hear me now. Good.

Piss on 'em ... if he can't take a joke....

Man, that's too damn funny! I'm LMAO!!!
Sad thing is, I'd probably have done the same thing. You just don't expect conversation "under those conditions." Who the hell would be making a phone call at that time anyway.

[person on the other end] "Damn man, what are you doing, taking a dump or something?"