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One day at launch while hanging fenders and lines on Cigrocket's 35 Mistress a couple who obviously hugged trees as a hobby asked how we could afford to own and run such a boat.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.
I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.
I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
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the thing i get the most when people find out i have a boat is when we going fishing then they just about sh!t when i tell them there will never be a fishing pole on my boat
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One day at launch while hanging fenders and lines on Cigrocket's 35 Mistress a couple who obviously hugged trees as a hobby asked how we could afford to own and run such a boat.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.
I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.
I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
So I said "well then you should kow better!"
Then she says so what do you do for a living to afford such an extravagant boat?
I told her straight faced as hell "I sell CRACK!"
As she sped away in her whaler, the woman standing behind me on the dock burst out laughing and said "that was such a SWEET answer."
My wife wasnt amused