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Old 10-27-2010, 12:41 PM
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One day at launch while hanging fenders and lines on Cigrocket's 35 Mistress a couple who obviously hugged trees as a hobby asked how we could afford to own and run such a boat.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.

I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
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Did someone say Drug Boats???

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the thing i get the most when people find out i have a boat is when we going fishing then they just about sh!t when i tell them there will never be a fishing pole on my boat
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the thing i get the most when people find out i have a boat is when we going fishing then they just about sh!t when i tell them there will never be a fishing pole on my boat
I just tell them to bring it if you think you can troll at 85
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Do I look like a Drug Runner?
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Must be an East Coast thing. Down here, it's oil dealing, cattle ranching, or techpreneurship.
WTF is "techpreneurship"?
i must of missed that class in college...
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Because if it werent for runners, we'd all be driving center consoles. Thats the WHOLE reason the boats were designed dude
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One day at launch while hanging fenders and lines on Cigrocket's 35 Mistress a couple who obviously hugged trees as a hobby asked how we could afford to own and run such a boat.
I told them straight faced we are drug dealers.
They seemed completely content with that answer as if I had confirmed their suspicions as they munched on their trail mix.

I have met quite a few pharmaceutical reps who boat.....they are the "legit" drug dealers.
I had a woman who couldnt wait for me to move , at the Old saybrook dock almost hit my boat with her whaler, After I told her to be careful she told me this was her small boat she owned a cabin cruiser. (snotty as hell)

So I said "well then you should kow better!"

Then she says so what do you do for a living to afford such an extravagant boat?

I told her straight faced as hell "I sell CRACK!"

As she sped away in her whaler, the woman standing behind me on the dock burst out laughing and said "that was such a SWEET answer."

My wife wasnt amused
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