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TYPHOON 11-22-2010 09:05 PM

Anyones wife????
 
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

26awesome 11-22-2010 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

LOL!:drink:

antknee 11-22-2010 09:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Statements like that always help my decision on NOT getting married an absolute success!!!

Robertjr 11-22-2010 09:10 PM

Not just you!
 
Used to hear same s#@t, got rid of her! or she got rid of me!, whatever! ..............................Rjr................. ...........

nailit 11-22-2010 09:16 PM

its all in the delivery...

babe.. blew motor with reversion... (explain what that is) and now the boat is worthless without a motor!!

worked for me.. then forgot to tell her I bought another boat till the middle of the week when I was driving the chicago to pick up that friday... good thing she wanted a better rough water boat too!

Expensive Date 11-22-2010 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD


I guess I'm lucky my wife would never say anything like that.But I also make sure all other bills are paid before I play so that may have something to do with it.

Smitty 11-22-2010 09:32 PM

I usually get the " you know how many nice vacations we could have taken with all the money spent on that damn boat".

She loves to be on it, but the other 7 months of the year I hear all about my debt from it.

Whatever... C'mon guys we all know it is a sickness that we don't want to heal from !!!!!!:drink::drink:

450RRRR 11-22-2010 09:39 PM

i guess im lucky in that my wifes only says.do we have the money....and can you fix it when it breaks...i always answer yes to both

fountain4play 11-22-2010 09:52 PM

LOL....yeah i hear it all the time...subtle little jabs about spending all my time with my girlfriend...recently she's been saying at least she got a "boob job"....after i had some new motors installed last winter and now suddenly she's a whore...the kicker was when i just bought a building to keep her warm and dry in the offseason.... Oh well after 35 years she better get used to it... the girlfriend that is...

firehawkcat 11-22-2010 10:04 PM

If it has tits or tires or floats your going to have problems with it

firehawkcat 11-22-2010 10:05 PM

Im with antknee stay single and you can do what ever you want and dont have to get a ear full

f_inscreenname 11-22-2010 10:10 PM

Buy cheap, work your a$$ off fixing it to make it look pretty and spending your money wisely always helps. And when all else fails, "at least it keeps me out of the bars":lolhit:

Bobthebuilder 11-22-2010 10:14 PM

I consider myself fortunate. My wife doesn't even know how many boats I own !! LOL

Jeff P31 11-22-2010 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

Just tell her to watch the door does not slap her in the a$$ on the way out, it swings both way's !!!:drink:

Back4More 11-22-2010 10:40 PM

Yeah, You better forget it. Doesnt sound like your relationship is boat compatible.

Eliminator28 11-22-2010 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

Sounds like it might be time to "Trade Up"..

Make sure the Bikini matches the Boat this time :cool-smiley-011:

CB-BLR 11-23-2010 12:00 AM

My wife never says things like that...she just gets upset if it isnt working during prime summer boating weather...and if it isnt...she says...fix it please!

Seriously...I think it is all about making sure she has all the things she wants out of life as well...its all about balance.

Chris

Griff 11-23-2010 01:09 AM

Lucky for me that the boat doesn't cost her any money. She really doesn't care what I spend as long as I keep paying the rest of the bills. She never even saw the last 3 boats before I brought them home. I showed her some pics, told her when I was leaving and when I'd be back with the new boat.

quicklt1 11-23-2010 05:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Veqz8W98iA

fastedy 11-23-2010 06:26 AM


Originally Posted by quicklt1 (Post 3259297)

Thats Great..., Randy, I know your pain, and its Racing not just Boats. I had one GF that used to get drunk and I quote, "Why don't you stick your D... in that exhaust pipe because thats the only thin you give a s... about", most GF's think its somthing that I'll grow out of

tanner 11-23-2010 06:36 AM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD


Boats are a BARGAIN ... compared to what attorneys cost to get rid of them :drink:

SpeedGirl 11-23-2010 06:53 AM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

Randy,

Just don't complain about the pocketbooks, clothes and shoes she buys.... Or use it against her LOL

Airpacker 11-23-2010 07:01 AM

LOL, you poor fellas. My wife even helps wax the boat :)










The only caveat is if I run over 80 with her in the boat, I get a very sore left shoulder!!!!!

sy goldberg 11-23-2010 07:09 AM

Wife Repairs !
 
Just go vegetable shopping for her "3 carats".:evilb:

Here's Johnny 11-23-2010 07:17 AM

My wife is pretty good with my sickness......she doesn't mind the time and money invested.....she realizes it is my passion......although she doesn't know the actual cost but has an idea........I just have to understand her passion for bags, shoes, diamonds and dresses.......sometimes when I am shelling out for a pair of shoes I do ask her why I have to support both our passions ....WTF....?? The only thing she does bi**h about more and more lately is the safety factor of High Performance Boating...... being a father of one now, and a second on the way I do understand where she is coming from.......

SS930 11-23-2010 07:17 AM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 3259276)
Lucky for me that the boat doesn't cost her any money. She really doesn't care what I spend as long as I keep paying the rest of the bills. She never even saw the last 3 boats before I brought them home. I showed her some pics, told her when I was leaving and when I'd be back with the new boat.

I buy a lot of toys and the above is pretty much how it works in my house as well. It's my money so she doesn't really care. Although mine sees it coming (the research for weeks ahead of time on the internet) and is not at all surprised when another car, boat, bike, truck, etc shows up at the house. When one does, I just have to make sure the honey-do list is up to date before the new toy arrives so she doesn't have anything major to ***** about. :D Typically, she's really good about it as she knows these are the things that make me happy. :kiss: Then again, I think she just accepted it a long time ago as she knows how I am and there's not a damn thing she can do about it anyway. :evilb:

Like SG said, in exchange I never say a single thing when she comes home with XYZ, goes out to eat with her friends, or goes to the salon every week. I know those things aren't a drop in the bucket compared to what I spend on toys every year... and besides, she's too frugal to spend big money of the crazy expensive designer crap anyway. :drink:

Dave M 11-23-2010 07:22 AM

There are certainly worse habits you can have. My wife never complains about money or time spent on the boat. I think she pisses away more $$ on stupid chit than I do on boating.

Here's Johnny 11-23-2010 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by Airpacker (Post 3259343)










The only caveat is if I run over 80 with her in the boat, I get a very sore left shoulder!!!!!

Same here.....lol........I always have a black and blue on my left shoulder in the summer.....lol........

Ted G 11-23-2010 07:29 AM

I used to have it made, everything for the boat was "Like a hundred bucks or so". Until she actually started working for a boat dealer and when she started it was like "Holy crap I can't believe what people spend on these things". Now she comes home and says "So the guy brings in $9000 in cash so we can get started on his boat, I told him we'd see him next week with another stack." :lolhit::lolhit:

On the up side I get a really good price on parts and they show up on the kitchen table :D

CNC 11-23-2010 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by CB-BLR (Post 3259268)
My wife never says things like that...she just gets upset if it isnt working during prime summer boating weather...and if it isnt...she says...fix it please!

Seriously...I think it is all about making sure she has all the things she wants out of life as well...its all about balance.

Chris

DITTO

Racegirl3 11-23-2010 07:39 AM

I love you Randy :D Can I drive the boat? :evilb: I wanna race :drink:

rchevelle71 11-23-2010 08:04 AM

Mine doesnt get it, but she lets me get away with it as long as the rest of the bills are paid.

Audiofn 11-23-2010 08:44 AM

My wife is cool with it but I subcribe to the it is always easier to ask for forgiveness then get permission.... :D

I just bring stuff home and deal with the fallout. There is ussually none but I don't tell her what to buy or not to buy either. In fact I am always pushing her to go out and spend some money on herself. She loves the boat however, and when it broke she wanted it fixed ASAP. If the Donzi broke she would not be so bent to get it fixed as she does not like that one. She did not get it when I told her that the Donzi would be around long after the Formula is gone.

sdodson1 11-23-2010 09:17 AM

Mine tells everyone that "the damn boat cost more that the house!" but she loves it. We met on the water and we'll stay on the water!

TOASTY 11-23-2010 09:37 AM

call me randy i have some ideas for you!!

Marginmn 11-23-2010 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

I have a newfound appreciation for my wife. Her worst reaction to one of my purchases was to just shake her head :)

Ron P 11-23-2010 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

Doesn't she understand that you just won two world championships? You are the king of the hill, at least until next season starts and you need that new motor in order to maintain your dominance of the class.

TYPHOON RULES THE SEAS!!!

Baja_342 11-23-2010 10:10 AM

If it %UCKS, FLIES, OR FLOATS rent it! :)

tbanzer 11-23-2010 10:27 AM

Go for pity, I usually say Im getting older and this will probably be the last time, been working for 20 years now.

ActiveFun 11-23-2010 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by fastedy (Post 3259313)
Thats Great..., Randy, I know your pain, and its Racing not just Boats. I had one GF that used to get drunk and I quote, "Why don't you stick your D... in that exhaust pipe because thats the only thin you give a s... about", most GF's think its somthing that I'll grow out of

Grow out of... lol NOT


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