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Old 05-14-2002, 12:45 PM
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
> > > one of them suddenly
> > >
> > > >grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't
> > > seem to be breathing;
> > > >his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
> > > whips out his cell phone
> > >
> > > >and calls 911.
> > > >
> > > >He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
> > > should I do?"
> > > >The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
> > > it easy and follow
> > >
> > > >my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
> > > >
> > > >There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.The guy's
> > > voice comes back on
> > >
> > > >the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
> > > >
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Old 05-14-2002, 12:49 PM
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Oldie but goodie........
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I hate when that happens!
chase the deer drag bubba, chase the deer drag bubba,
it ruins the all day of hunting

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