Mount some sticks and a steering wheel on that desk and yer all set.

Don't forget the lanyard.

You have way to much spare time.

And your life jacket too!!!

This is what I do when I'm at the shop at 2 am. Gotta have a little fun every now and then.

Does it have meth injection?

Why stop now. Take a hole saw and drop a nice stainless cup holder in your desk.

Nice work!

Meth as in Methane? Only after he's eaten mexican food!

There's no shortage of that around here. If we could just bottle it we could heat the entire shop.
My ex-wife was Meth injected.....does that count.

How fast?

How fast is what????? The chair, the boat it came from, or my ex-wife??? She was probably the fastest....hence the divorce.