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Old 05-16-2002, 10:42 AM
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Talking OT: "Redneck Newlyweds"

The week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.

"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My pecker is turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's pecker is blue. The doctor turns to the wife and asks, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"What kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape," she answered.


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LMAO!

...And what a cute couple they make!
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Hey Nick watch posting stuff like that, Tracie might be watching and that could have been someone in her family.
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Akshully, them there are's my cuzzin Jesse-Lou and my uther cuzzin Bobby-Joe.

They did it right in that there porto-John right after the weddin'
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Daze....LMFAO

I happened to get a copy of their prom photo:
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OMG
Be Afraid, Be very Afraid...
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Wow, what a sick thread! LMFAO!
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You all need help!
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