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Old 05-20-2002, 12:46 PM
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Greetings, and welcome to the SBI on-line rules meeting,

Judge Mills Lane presiding.

Our first order of bidness is the change
of the SBI slogan from

THE BIGGEST FASTEST RACE BOATS (reg trdmrk)

To:

NO MERCY FOR WHINERS

All in favor?
AYE!

Passed.

Second order of bidness is a name change for
FACTORY classes.
Any ideas?

FUNNY BOAT?
GREAT IDEA, Worked in Drag Racing,
all they gotta do is add one letter...
and learn how to do burnouts
and pop a parachute at the conclusion of a run.

All in favor?
AYE!

Third order of bidness is this here tape,
which not only CONCLUSIVELY shows
how an collision occured,
but shows Reggie Fountain
slam dunking over
Shaquille O'Neil
in the background,
and comes with a free set of ginsu knives...
should be a big seller.

Yes,
we'll put The Auto Toy Store logo on it,
siddown.

Any more bidness? No?

Good...I wanna see a good clean fight,
LETS GET IT ON!
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I've seen Reggie play ball, hes got a crazy vertical. He should be in the NBA (No Businesssense Association) for what he did to Joe900SC.
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Now, there's some funny $hit to liven up this Mundane Monday! LOL!
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Reuben

I take it you finally got to see the actual tape of the accident that has been on the top of everyones topic list for the last month. What's even funnier or scarier is Campbell going around telling everyone that the video does not accurately reflect what actually happened. It seems as though according to him he got a bad rap from the "camera angle" I keep falling out of my seat in laughter every time I think about it. Trust me he's dead serious. By the way I wouldn't mess with Reggie I heard his vertical leap went from 15 inches to 40 inches after marrying his last honey. Always remember the richer you are the better looking you get!
 
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Where might one see this infamous tape?
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..I believe the tape playing at SkaterFest was from Freeze Frame...
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Bodyshot- You are correct and I'm sure if you gave him a call he would be more than happy to sell you a copy. I know sunseeker also has a copy floating around. the tape makes a great conversation piece.

Ruben- Do you know anyone who was there that could give us a blow by blow? I'd like to know how many People were racing in Super Unlimited and then Super Limited class. Hey executor where did you go? Were you there at the race? SPEAK UP!
 
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There is a way to fix it

1. Don`t let a rookie race with the big boys
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