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OT: WHO "fake bakes"?????

Old 05-22-2002, 01:44 PM
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Okay, just started fake baking & have an interesting question.......

HOW do you get rid of those damn smilies???!!!
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Old 05-22-2002, 02:06 PM
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smiles as in??? if they are the smiles i think, just turn over in the bed. i make sure that i move around, raise my arms, legs...whatever. hope this helps....
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Old 05-22-2002, 02:24 PM
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what is "fake bakes"?
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Old 05-22-2002, 02:36 PM
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You're not the only idiot here.

Hell, I thought it was faking getting stoned...Then JBK chimed in and then I started thinking it was faking an orgasm...

Just don't know sometimes...
...Ya, I'll take another...No, no, make that a double.
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Old 05-22-2002, 02:50 PM
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jbk's right. you may even have to lay on your side or you'll be striped. we got a bed at home for christmas this year. i asked for a swim platform.
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Old 05-22-2002, 03:16 PM
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Stand - up beds.
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Old 05-22-2002, 03:18 PM
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I fake bake in April right before the season begins. But, I use those stand up beds. They have straps at the top to put your hands thru so you can get that all over even tan. Maybe there's a local tanning salon near you that has one you can try. It may cost a little more, but it's worth it to smiles here!

Good luck!
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Old 05-22-2002, 03:24 PM
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I've got one too.
I set a timer for five min and each time it goes off I roll 1/4 turn.
In a twenty min session I'll have five min on each side.

You guys are probably asking why someone in Fla. would have a tan bed.
Since we work all day and only get out on the weekend we use it to condition our skin so we don't get sunburned. It works.
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Old 05-22-2002, 04:05 PM
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LMAO @ Baja Daze!
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Old 05-22-2002, 04:08 PM
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Default I'm with ya daze...

I thought it was when you had the family over for thanksgiving and you pretended you baked the apple pie, and then try to pass it off as your own.. LOL...

Or my second guess was when you pretend to get stoned just to be one of the guys,, (peer pressure can be a *****)
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