Offshoreonly.com

Offshoreonly.com (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/)
-   General Boating Discussion (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/general-boating-discussion-51/)
-   -   dear jack a** (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/general-boating-discussion/254435-dear-jack-%2A%2A.html)

HTRDLNCN 05-26-2011 07:34 PM

Dude, I have been working on my boat IN MY SLIP and had moron wakeboarders doing circles in the no wake cove next to the marina
making the entire marina jump up and down with the music so loud they could not hear me yelling, it took a 9/16 wrench thrown at the their boat before they realized what was going on and then they gave me attititude,, attitude that went away when I pulled my flare gun out .. People today dont give a rats ass about anyone except themselves and then get mad when the world gets pissed at them for the stupid **** they are doing.

Jeff P31 05-26-2011 07:40 PM

:blaster:

Originally Posted by pullmytrigger (Post 3413790)
I had this c*nt in an Escalade full of kids look....then pull right out in front of me on a two laner when Im doing like 55 or 60 the other day....had to hammer the brakes and tools and crap flew from the back into the front of the van.....then she just slowly accelerates, no hurry at all....look in my rearview and theres nobody behind me!....I got right up her ass and held the horn on for about a mile and a half solid!!!.....the kids started looking out the back after awhile....you could tell they were telling her "he's giving you the finger...." a little roadrage? yes....hopefully she wont do it again and I felt a lot better...!

Happen's all the time when I'm on the bike , they will look right at you and still pull out in front of you . Sh!t for brains I swear !!!!!!!!!

gotstreetracin 05-26-2011 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by HTRDLNCN (Post 3413801)
Dude, I have been working on my boat IN MY SLIP and had moron wakeboarders doing circles in the no wake cove next to the marina
making the entire marina jump up and down with the music so loud they could not hear me yelling, it took a 9/16 wrench thrown at the their boat before they realized what was going on and then they gave me attititude,, attitude that went away when I pulled my flare gun out .. People today dont give a rats ass about anyone except themselves and then get mad when the world gets pissed at them for the stupid **** they are doing.

i hear ya i wish i had a "flare" gun with me. although, i think it would help(a little) where i was at if they would actually post the no wake zone......it is a law but im sure most idiots dont have a clue

jonyb 05-26-2011 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by gotstreetracin (Post 3412984)
Dear douche bag that wants to pull a wake boarder 30 feet away from dock at boat ramp :

1st i'd like to thank you for beating my boat up against the dock i definatly could have dne without that

2nd thank you for doing the same thing right behind my boat as im trying to pull it out of water and now it's on the trailer crooked and its driving me nuts....

Dear powerboater douchebag,
Thanks for coming to the empty, isolated (from the main lake) bay where me and my friends like go to wakeboard. We normally go there out of consideration of other boaters, as to not disrupt other boaters, or have to deal with tubers. I'm especially pleased that you came out my way so I could hear your loud, unmuffled exhaust. It makes you look so much more badass, you don't even understand. When you came through at full throttle (in a dead-end bay), made that powerturn and hauled ass back out, I rubbed one out. That had to be the coolest thing I'd ever seen.


The point is, it goes both ways. There are people in every type of boat that disrespects other people. Just turn your head and go about your business. It's a public lake for damn sakes, just like the street.

frankenstein 05-27-2011 12:43 AM

Now it's getting good.

Baja555 05-27-2011 04:28 AM

It's funny when you catch up to these douche bags and grab them by thier skinny pencil necks.....seems like you dont see them in that area anymore..

pacalim1965@yaho 05-27-2011 06:36 AM

Here in florida you have these blue hair old fogies idleing down the middle of the channel in thier rental pontoon boats like thier in a no wake zone. Powerboats roaring by at 70 mph. They still don't move to the side. I consider every one within 100 yards a moron untin they prove other wise..

endeavor1 05-27-2011 06:58 AM


Originally Posted by pacalim1965@yaho (Post 3414087)
Here in florida you have these blue hair old fogies idleing down the middle of the channel in thier rental pontoon boats like thier in a no wake zone. Powerboats roaring by at 70 mph. They still don't move to the side. I consider every one within 100 yards a moron untin they prove other wise..

On that note, i like the people in the rental boat that come into the "no wake" zone on plane and runs into the dock hard or up on the shore. "what do you mean theres no brakes" :lolhit:

LAriverratt 05-27-2011 07:00 AM


Originally Posted by jonyb (Post 3413970)
Dear powerboater douchebag,
Thanks for coming to the empty, isolated (from the main lake) bay where me and my friends like go to wakeboard. We normally go there out of consideration of other boaters, as to not disrupt other boaters, or have to deal with tubers. I'm especially pleased that you came out my way so I could hear your loud, unmuffled exhaust. It makes you look so much more badass, you don't even understand. When you came through at full throttle (in a dead-end bay), made that powerturn and hauled ass back out, I rubbed one out. That had to be the coolest thing I'd ever seen.


The point is, it goes both ways. There are people in every type of boat that disrespects other people. Just turn your head and go about your business. It's a public lake for damn sakes, just like the street.

point well taken....BUT.....the river where I boat is loaded with younger boating wake boarders and 70% of these jackazzez don't watch for chit, use the entire river and seem to want to stop and talk with there other wake boarding dumbazz buddies just around the corner in the phucking middle of the river....total obliviousness (did it again cat:kiss:)
have relitives and freinds riding in this weekend and we'll be out on the water, I'm sure the other dumb azzez will be too:grinser010:

X-Rated30 05-27-2011 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by LAriverratt (Post 3414094)
point well taken....BUT.....the river where I boat is loaded with younger boating wake boarders and 70% of these jackazzez don't watch for chit, use the entire river and seem to want to stop and talk with there other wake boarding dumbazz buddies just around the corner in the phucking middle of the river....total obliviousness (did it again cat:kiss:)
have relitives and freinds riding in this weekend and we'll be out on the water, I'm sure the other dumb azzez will be too:grinser010:

They LOVE to hide on the inside of a blind corner. :eek:

BTW - I thought the Tickfaw and the lakes were closed due to debris from Bonne Carre.:hitit: LOL


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:06 AM.


Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.