I believe all recreational boaters that enjoyed a SAFE Memorial Day weekend on the water, won! I enjoyed the heck out of Havasu, but I might have rather been watching Miss Amy dance on Lutz's pole;) :eek: :D :D

Uncle Toys with all due respect that is my pole. If we saw MissAmy dancing on Kevins pole then that would have put a END TO IT RIGHT THERE :D:D Sorry Kevin and Amy I had to :D:D

Unfortunately.............LOTO loses this one. Even though I beat the drum for many many months prior to the competitive Memorial Weekend, I had to change my plans at the last minute, and not go to Havasu. Believe me, I was disappointed!!! I sure wanted to be there to give you a first hand report of all the naughtiness going on in Havasu. I have nothing to show, but can point out a few choice finds I have found from last weekend.

All photos credit goes to: www.HavasuBarney.com

The channel.....looks pretty damn busy to me.

I'm sure.........this will need to be deleted. It is unlawful in Havasu (bummer) and it is here too on OSO.

Can some one PLEASE find the RULES so that Nort can see how badly he lost. Now Nort I am sure there was all kinds of "fun" stuff happening at Havabrew but really rules are rules and YOU LOST :p :p :p :p

:D :D :D :D

Good try to divert Fred! I think they are called "pasties".

I really can't comment on anything since I wasn't there, so I guess LOTO wins by default......gee, that must feel good. :D

You see, in the channel, the don't allow any boat over 33 feet......still, after all these months I'm educating you guys. :D :D :D

Hey Phantom you want to edit the video??? I can send it out to you and you can make a G rated and a R rated one :D:D

I think that I left my Cig stuff out there and also my camera's video cable at your place. The one that hooks from the camera directly into the TV. Can you please check it out for me?

Thanks
Jon

Now wait just a minute here.

Nort............There seems to be some desperation on your part, having to search for pics. LOTO wins. ...........You also may want to remove those pics from this thread and put them in the gallery. I got scolded for posting this type earlier...... nudge nudge wink wink.

Uncle Toys............Amy dancing on MY POLE .........well we would get in serious trouble if we posted that. :D

Audio............Your Pole.............lets clarify this, I believe I have that purchase on my Visa, and was instrumental in the engineering. However without the Hard work of you and your trusty sidekick Foul there would not have been any Pole, it was a colaborated effort. And we all know that the deed of said pole has been turned over to MissAmy to be brought back out for "The Shootout" weekend...............and well..........some special ocassions
:D :D

So There. !!!!

Here's that report from Havasu, found on rec.sport.jetski newsgroup. :) Might as well post it since I can't get the link to work....:D

I thought it was pretty funny.

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Subject: the havasu canal
From: "momar" [email protected]
Date: 5/27/2002 11:29 AM US Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <[email protected]>

You know me and fish were discussing havasu this weekend and their is no
doubt that this is the most people we have ever seen their on a memorial
weekend! While sitting on the houseboat in the canal with all the og's I
feel their should be some laws enacted, if your wife or girlfriend or hooka
or whatever is gonna be dancing on the front of your boat while cruising
throught the canal, their has got to be some standards. If she has wrinkled
pancake boobs and a big belly then she should be arrested immediately for
taking her top off for inhumane exsposure! If shes not at least an 8 to a
ten please sit her down and just deal with the cards you have been dealt!
Lets not kill are eyesight with these eyesores, I know that alot of you guys
spent 3500 to 5000 on your wifes new chest but you forgot to fix the rest of
her, some of these girls were in need of 100 thousand at least!
I seen the cops grabbing some girls for pulling their tops off but some of
them were rightfully grabbed to prevent blindness!!!
And then I saw a 10 with a real good boob job make it all the way through
the canal exposing herself while another hot girl was playing with her
plastics, now that is what I want to see if I am gonna drive all the way
through the desert and then unload my ski and risk a ticket to get into the
canal to hang out with my og's. Please the world is watching, no fat or ugly
chicks should be allowed to dance on the front of boats while cruising the
canal. Lets keep havasu beautiful and are reputation in place.
Havasu is not about being politically correct! Now the worst thing I saw was
a fat black guy pulling his pants off and exposing his slong while dancing
very bad for a brother, I mean this clown had no rythm and should have been
arrested immediately, any guy of any color should be arrested for exsposing
himself, this is not palm springs or west hollywood, this is havasu, hetro
havasu, again this is not the place to be politically correct! When I was a
kid and their was no london bridge everyone would paint on their tents NO
FAT CHICKS well the rule still applys, fast chicks should go to some sort of
bakery/pizza/bon bon resort for memorial weekend where they can be happy and
excepted! I repeat havasu is not for the politically correct!!! And if your
a girl and your gonna dance on the front of a boat while cruising the canal,
spend some time at olympic garden is vegas to get your groove on, take some
dancing lessons, show some rythm and talent or sit your ass down!
This message was ment to offend everyone that it applies too~!!!!


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