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Your honor we the OSO jury find fountan4402 guilty on count A of being uptight. As well as count B of being a argumentative dueche bag. Were recommending a sentence of another 10 years to life of not getting laid.

Just messing with ya bud

When your 185F degree coffee spills on you because the fast food restaurant employee fails to properly put on the lid, who will call after the doctor/ambulance/burn center? That's right, the lawyer.

I do not do PI work, only criminal and traffic. Technicalities? It is called being a smart lawyer and knowing what to do and not a dumb ass lawyer who is unaware of what technicalities to raise (legal argument).

Technicalities, a word I never use. I call it knowing the law.

Clearly guilty, you never know the whole story, just what makes the headlines (sensationalism).

When the sh*t hits the fan, you will call a lawyer to minimize damage, or get you out of trouble.

Why would he ever need a lawyer? He is perfect. And if he ever made a mistake, he would welcome the consequences as justice served. And of course, he would never take advantage of a technicality. You know, like when a cop testifies he pulled him over for crossing the center line (on a road you later learn had no center line) and when he searched the vehicle, he found a marijuana seed his kid dropped on the floor months earlier.

Smarty,
I agree 100%. I have an Excellent attorney here in Orlando, that is there for me, 24/7 for anything I have a issue with. He is worth his weight in gold, (and he played football @ Vanderbilt, Middle Linebacker, 6'3' 285) so that is alot of GOLD! Same old crap, no one likes lawyers, until they need a one!
Have a great weekend.
Dean

+1 !!!!!!!!!!!

biggest tool bag we had around here in a while.

Funny you mentioned the marijuana seed, and getting a drug charge, that sh*t happens. Especially with the coke and heroin users who have a empty bag, cleaned up their life (clean and sober) but forget to clean their car and have an empty drug baggie with a spec of residue then get pulled over, and alllow a search. As they say, sh*t happens, I clean up the sh*t. I am a glorified janitor!

6'3" 285lb, that is one intimidating attorney! Good to be big and smart. I am only 5'10 210 lbs, not as athletic as your guy, far less intimadating. But to some clients I am a life saver, which is true.

Smarty,
Yeah he's intimadating in size, but he's very calculating, and he is always on the offensive, attack mode, even though he played defense in school. And all I know is it took me awhile to find him, and when I ask him, "Kevin, please take care of this"......., Oh, man, it's kinda fun to watch him do his job.
Dean

This is to the originator of this post. Please feel free to contact Josh Lee at [email protected] . He would like to speak to you aout representation. He handles mostly DUI cases. This law doesnt come into effect until August. I'm with a few others here thinking there is more to the story than what were hearing. Irregardless, if you need representation, HES YOUR MAN!!!!