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Old 06-05-2002, 11:06 AM
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A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.
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Old 06-05-2002, 11:10 AM
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Why do women have to be so demanding?
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Old 06-05-2002, 11:15 AM
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You coming with Chuck? See my post on Holland Fun Run. You are welcome to stay over and there is room for all the boats in my yard.
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..that about sums it up!
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.....I've been known to pray for cold beer on occasion as well.....
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