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Old 12-02-2002 | 08:46 PM
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Hey Poodle Happy B-Day but the DMan and me have the real goods on our boy wonder.....You remember the day when he first got Ruckus and we went for a blast up the coast????????? Cheng-a-leng check the oil stud.........
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Old 12-03-2002 | 11:52 AM
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The King Poodle school of checking your oil level!!!!

1. Start engines

2. Allow engines to warm up

3. Begin to idle through harbor with both engines on

4. Raise engine compartment hatch

5. Procede to check oil level with dipstick (with engines running)

6. Look puzzled when level appears to be low

7. Look stupid while Stinson and DMan laugh asses off

8. Bribe Stinson and DMan to keep it quiet

9. Thank God that Norty was not present with camera in hand

10. Like all other poodle blunders....deny everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DMan......and the D is for....Hey fellas, my oil level is DOWN!!!!
 
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Old 12-03-2002 | 12:06 PM
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Yeah......King DAP.
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Old 12-03-2002 | 12:47 PM
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that must have been a jeffco engineered oil check system
 
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Old 04-29-2003 | 11:50 PM
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Return of the KING POODLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will it ever end?
Will the poodle ever learn?
Will the fenders ever be put away?

..............and JBK......this time it's not on the PORT SIDE!!!!

(sorry Jeffrey)





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Old 04-30-2003 | 07:02 AM
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I have to laugh my azz off because he gave me so much chit when I popped Rick32's boat on plane for 2 seconds to get over to Garry at Havabrew. That gets

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Old 04-30-2003 | 08:04 AM
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That looks like a classic case of "worthless passengers" on board gods' boat.
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Old 04-30-2003 | 08:55 AM
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It's still the Captans job to tell the passengers to pull in the fenders, or leave the non boaters on the dock.You cant get him out of this.

Yep he gets the King Poodle Award!

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Old 04-30-2003 | 08:59 AM
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Originally posted by PhantomChaos
Return of the KING POODLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will it ever end?
Will the poodle ever learn?
Will the fenders ever be put away?

..............and JBK......this time it's not on the PORT SIDE!!!!

(sorry Jeffrey)
doooohhhh! once is a mistake, twice is a sin.....

woof, woof, wag, wag.....

jbk

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Old 04-30-2003 | 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by cigracer28
That looks like a classic case of "worthless passengers" on board gods' boat.
I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD BRO...
I AGREE TOTALLY...
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