What has he done?
 

The suspense is mounting!!!!! What did Shorgasm do? It's not a vascectomy, said nothing was pierced, it's not a pump nor a peni$ extension.........

"BTW I did something very strange yesterday..........and the one person on here that knows should just let everyone else guess for awhile.........Hush Hush!!!!!!!!
One hint and only one.........it has nothing to do with the boat......"

"Awe.......I don't know.....the "good" people might get WAAAAY offended by this move........but like i said.......somebody else on here has to have had it done too.........
And No it isn't illegal in any state....well not in Florida anyways.....
And it doesn't involve any young girls either......but it might now!!!!"

"Damnit Troutly........You're on the right track but not that it involved any pleasure.........Uh oh......that was a little too much....."

"Keep it up Nick............... "

"You guys are hopeless.........come on you can do better than that........
You need some real balls to do this....let's see who is up to it....
I know there are a least a couple other guys that have this done.......
Come on let's wake this place up a bit!!!!!!!!!"

"What would make you think I would get anything pierced?????"

"The funny part is I had to go to the county courthouse today to check DL record.........upfront there were TWO female sheriffs...
and of course the walk through metal detector....
Needless to say i had this little smirk on my face......Damn nothing happened........."

"Amazingly........I'm almost up and running........so to speak.....
Although Saturday night almost set me back a few weeks of recovery time....ALMOST"

"No No........You guys are are just too old........I'm 29 with zero kids....well none that I know of at least..........
I didn't "clip" anything.......just added something......"

"Extension my ass..........Listen here fatty.........if you find someone that makes 'em you need to tell everyone here.......

"t had it's first viewing last night....... .....and she said I was F-in crazy.......... and then she reached for it.......and to that I smacked her hand away......
It was kinda funny.......but you have to understand one thing.....I couldn't play anyways...........so better to make a point..... "
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gold tooth with a diamond in it.

:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :D

maybe he got a set of BOLT-ONS:p :p :D :D

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Sounds like he's having a conversation with himself.

my bet is there's a new hole in the end o his little buddy with a ring through it so his woman can hook a chain on to it and drag his a$$ around at will.:eek:

Yup, think he must have run a sword thru the head of his soldier. In his post, he didn't say it wasn't a piercing, just asked what made you think so. I always felt I was born with an adequate number of hole in my body, never felt the need to add to them.

Could it be a tattoo?

Maybe he made the switch....to the man-gina!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :p ;) :D

Naaaahhh, that wouldn't set off a metal detector.........

OK,
I'm thinking he added a little bit of fat (girth) somewhere where the sun don't shine :eek:

OR.....

He's had a metal wire inserted to keep him erect:p

OR.....

a wire to keep him STRAIGHT :D :D

AM I RIGHT?????!!!

Bought a 'snap - on tool':rolleyes:

I was just thinking today were the hell has Gasm been!!!

Maybe he tied his Menudo T-Shirt around his hammer??? :D

Does anyone know Prince Albert?

Ouch...I don't want to make his aquaintance!;) :D

The most infamous, yet funniest theory on Shorgasm's whereabouts(coutresy of ALLAN4):

:D :D :D

I know, I know...I guessed it right off the bat when I talked to him...but I have been sworn to secrecy...so there you have it...and no he didnt sell the bayliner...and he didnt get implants of any kind...although, hes really into bolt ons...hmmm:o :eek: ;)

PIERCED TOUNGE!!!! If she knew when she talked to him that has to be it!!!! :D:D:D

Haaaaaaaaa......I didn't even see this one.....:rolleyes:

Someone has it but.........well all the "nice' comments are just too much to stand........;)

I was told to give it about 6 weeks.........but that didn't last too long..............:rolleyes:

Good good friend of mine is the DJ at one the better clubs here in Daytona.......well if there is such thing.........and no not a titty bar....

Anyways when we go in there we just hop up into the DJ booth and "scout" out the "bad" ones.........give 'em a quick little look and they come on up.........and all i have to say for them is that was there first mistake.......:D :D

Well a few came up and of course somebody brought up the subject of my new "addition"...........and three of them DEMANDED to see it........so being the nice guy I am..I showed 'em.....

You'd be amazed at the size of the balls of some of these girls......two of them reached to grab it.....HOLD ON honey it ain't no leash...... relax!!!!!!!

Lots of stuff went on last night that I surely can't say here.......

But what I can say is that one needed to take "it' home to try it out........and did she.......and that's all well and good but one problem..........this things a week old and it now hurts like the first day........:(

O and Boat Girl......You sooooo know
I like my "bolt-on's":D :D ;)

My God man...make some sense!!!