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J-Bonz 06-11-2014 11:39 PM

Yes! That's it! Ding ding we have a winner! We finally got it documented....

Young Performance 06-11-2014 11:54 PM

Is that an octopus or 2 chicks on the side? Or is it 1 chick with an octopus?

frickstyle 06-12-2014 07:23 AM

What brand / model of boat is that? Looks awkward

Is it the big Baja? looks funny to me.

sommerfliesby 06-12-2014 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4136628)
What brand / model of boat is that? Looks awkward

Is it the big Baja? looks funny to me.

47 Fountain Express Cruiser. And HOLY CRAP is it ugly.

ham_r_down01 06-12-2014 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by J-Bonz (Post 4136555)
Yes! That's it! Ding ding we have a winner! We finally got it documented....

That Ba-da-bing!!! Mister. Lol

Sydwayz 06-12-2014 08:43 AM

I could live with it sans the Octo*****/Xanadu abstract and the yellow plexi. The yellow plexi looks like someone peed all over the cockpit and it dried in the sunlight.

skydog 06-12-2014 09:30 AM

Good stuff LMAO or I mean bad bad stuff!!!!! GREAT Thread just hope my boat does not show up here!! LOL

VoodooRob 06-12-2014 10:54 AM

Way to go Mach on catching the elusive Ba da Bing! The pics don't "showcase" the paintwork enough.

skydog 06-12-2014 11:33 AM

[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...ss/photo-3.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...inCAW2P9R0.jpg[/IMG]



NEW COMPETITION!!!!! YEA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO:eekdrop:

Rollin1405 06-12-2014 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by 78CIG24 (Post 4006314)
This one comes to mind lately whenever someone mentions "Paint Gone Wrong"....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifieds/files/53177.jpg

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...es/53177_2.jpg

Dave

Seen this on the water a couple weeks ago on the water, OH MY! I'm almost ashamed that I boat on the same body of water.

3pointstar 06-12-2014 03:57 PM

These look like the south end of a north bound horse!

ham_r_down01 06-12-2014 04:02 PM

That donkey could eat corn through a picket fence. :lolhit:

CDShack 06-12-2014 07:05 PM


Originally Posted by skydog (Post 4136783)
[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...ss/photo-3.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...inCAW2P9R0.jpg[/IMG]



NEW COMPETITION!!!!! YEA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO:eekdrop:

They're all ugly, but how can you out do a flaming shark!!!!! That has to trump everything else in this thread!

turbo rr 06-12-2014 08:36 PM

That shark one is hard to beat....

Dave M 06-12-2014 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by turbo rr (Post 4137060)
That shark one is hard to beat....

Why didn't he continue with the shark theme? Might not of looked that bad.

phragle 06-12-2014 09:08 PM

2 Attachment(s)
oh my....

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1989mach1 06-12-2014 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by VoodooRob (Post 4136760)
Way to go Mach on catching the elusive Ba da Bing! The pics don't "showcase" the paintwork enough.

If I wasnt on my way out to go to kelleys I would have goten better ones...but just wate I will get them and post um up...

1989mach1 06-12-2014 10:03 PM

And by the way the brandy Alexanders where good......:evilb:

dbkski 06-13-2014 01:34 AM


Originally Posted by Rollin1405 (Post 4136811)
Seen this on the water a couple weeks ago on the water, OH MY! I'm almost ashamed that I boat on the same body of water.


Originally Posted by 3pointstar (Post 4136932)
These look like the south end of a north bound horse!


Originally Posted by ham_r_down01 (Post 4136934)
That donkey could eat corn through a picket fence. :lolhit:

Smitty brought us this beautiful boat a year ago in his "Strange 1 OFF boats" thread. Classic!


Originally Posted by articfriends (Post 3967949)
How about a "Stallion motorsports 41 foot" v hull, coco sh!t brown interior with a emblem that looks like a cross between a horse, Doberman and GAY CAMEL-WTF WTF WTF!!!!
http://www.popyachts.com/Page/Site-L...lion/Page.html


HTRDLNCN 06-17-2014 10:44 AM

http://images.craigslist.org/00v0v_k...uW_600x450.jpg

Sydwayz 06-17-2014 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by HTRDLNCN (Post 4138909)

Yeeeouch!

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Wildman_grafix 06-17-2014 11:00 AM

I think he missed a color,,,,,

Speedracer29 06-17-2014 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by Sydwayz (Post 4138921)
Yeeeouch!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]524805[/ATTACH]

The link shows the pic is from a CL ad....I don't know if the next owner should paint it or light it on fire for the good of humanity.

redsled33 06-17-2014 11:26 AM

damn I figured it wouldn't take long for my boat to make this list

olli 06-17-2014 11:38 AM

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...5400/OCN-1.jpg

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff120/oli5400/P.jpg

Sydwayz 06-17-2014 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by Wildman_grafix (Post 4138923)
I think he missed a color,,,,,

Fuchsia. Definitely no fuchsia. :drink:

JWay 06-17-2014 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Sydwayz (Post 4138921)
Yeeeouch!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]524805[/ATTACH]

Here's the problem. If you go to http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/boa/4523985988.html and look at all of the pictures, the port side is a little wild for my taste but not the worst I have seen. Now when you get to the starboard side and transom that is where the painter went off his rocker to put it mildly.

low_psi 06-17-2014 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by redsled33 (Post 4138934)
damn I figured it wouldn't take long for my boat to make this list

If it is your boat and you like what the painter did, that's all that really matters. It is/was your boat. However, it certainly will take a while to find the right buyer to get it sold. Good luck with the sale.

redsled33 06-17-2014 01:09 PM

It is my boat. I knew when I painted it that it would not be everyone's cup of tea. I tell people at the shop when they are thinking of a custom paint job that 50% of the people are going to like it and 50% of the people are going to hate. Are there things I liked about when I did it and now I don't like sure there are. I guess that's what you get when you are young drinking beer and working late painting a boat. I know the sale will take time because it is going to take a certain individual to buy something like that. All I know is if it does sell that I hope the new owner has had as much fun on it as I have and has met as many good people in the boating community as I have

Pilotpete 06-17-2014 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by redsled33 (Post 4138979)
It is my boat. I knew when I painted it that it would not be everyone's cup of tea. I tell people at the shop when they are thinking of a custom paint job that 50% of the people are going to like it and 50% of the people are going to hate. Are there things I liked about when I did it and now I don't like sure there are. I guess that's what you get when you are young drinking beer and working late painting a boat. I know the sale will take time because it is going to take a certain individual to buy something like that. All I know is if it does sell that I hope the new owner has had as much fun on it as I have and has met as many good people in the boating community as I have

And THAT is all that matters!

There are cars, planes, and trucks that all have that "special" custom touch.

bobkatz 06-17-2014 03:20 PM

Classy Answer Redsled!

As long as you like it, have enjoyed it and met a few friends along the way it has been a success!

"I guess that's what you get when you are young drinking beer and working late" - those are some of my greatest memories!

mbobb 06-17-2014 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4137080)
oh my....

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This Avanti is my all time favorite......tribal on the sides, a dead looking topless mermaid on the bow with dolphins, and then to top it off they made it into the family truckster with the camper top!

Jupiter Sunsation 06-17-2014 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by sommerfliesby (Post 4136655)
47 Fountain Express Cruiser. And HOLY CRAP is it ugly.

Actually 47 Sport Cruiser.......:D

abmotorman 06-17-2014 09:49 PM

Amazing the green machine stays on the trailer. Guess he's looking for positive tongue weight.

sommerfliesby 06-18-2014 08:35 AM


Originally Posted by mbobb (Post 4139175)
This Avanti is my all time favorite......tribal on the sides, a dead looking topless mermaid on the bow with dolphins, and then to top it off they made it into the family truckster with the camper top!

Holy crap...I didn't realize this was on the same boat! Lmao!

dockrocker 06-18-2014 10:05 AM

Words of wisdom - just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

J-Bonz 06-18-2014 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by dockrocker (Post 4139510)
Words of wisdom - just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

That goes for fat chicks to.....

Chris 06-18-2014 11:19 AM

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I think I found a contender!

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glassdave 06-18-2014 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by Chris (Post 4139556)
I think I found a contender!

what the :confused: . . . . :picard1:


so lets see . . . we got spiders? . . . . we got a zombie? . . . possibly a zombie chick . . . or clown . . . or . . . well i dont know . . . . somethin. . . . we got webbs? . . . . hmmm i think someone only had the Halloween clip art disk at the time this gem was put together :D

Speedracer29 06-18-2014 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by Chris (Post 4139556)
I think I found a contender!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]524851[/ATTACH]

Do you have ANY idea how many Ed Hardy Proof of Purchase labels had to be mailed in to get that wrap?! :cartman:


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