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Biggus 04-02-2012 04:52 PM

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My dog spends more time on the water than you clowns!:party-smiley-004::daz::lolhit:

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 04:57 PM

I challenge you to a race powerplay j. From the dnr launch, to brownies (slam 6 beers) then to browns for 6 more, then to beach grill for 6 more. Loser wears Dr. Petes speedo on the Leopa spring run.

I would say true 33 vs. True 33 but we all know your only bringing 32.5 to the show. Lmfao

prostock85 04-02-2012 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by CoolSpot (Post 3654519)
Sounds like the challenge has been accepted and a tentative time (4 - 5 weeks) has been set. Enough with the trash talk already. It seems to me all Italian stallion wants to do is race his boat. What's wrong with that? He's used OSO as a forum to set the race up. And crapr6 has accepted. Why is everybody giving him such a hard time? I'll bet everyone following this thread likes to race their boat too. And since there's boats that go anywhere from 60 to 160 represented among all of us, what's the point of pointing out that a bigger boat with twins and mega horsepower can beat his 27 footer?

Let them race. It sounds like a real even match. That's what Stallion has been trying to arrange for 3 months. Someone's going to win and then we can discuss which boat was faster, set up better, tuned better, pulled a better hole shot, etc.

Whats stupid as funk about this thread is there are too many rules... I can understand, a single. but once you limit it to a time, place, speed, wind speed, wave height, salt, fresh, etc... it just turn into a pointless discussion.

It seems like you have something to prove. Join a poker run, see if the boat can not only run in machine wash but also if it can run at speed for 100 miles. Make sure you have someone standing by to meet you at the nearest ramp with your trailer.

the deep 04-02-2012 05:01 PM

[QUOTE=Biggus;3654552]My dog spends more time on the water than you clowns!:party-smiley-004::daz::lolhit:[/QUOTE.....Nice dog

CoolSpot 04-02-2012 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by prostock85 (Post 3654555)
Whats stupid as funk about this thread is there are too many rules... I can understand, a single. but once you limit it to a time, place, speed, wind speed, wave height, salt, fresh, etc... it just turn into a pointless discussion.

It seems like you have something to prove. Join a poker run, see if the boat can not only run in machine wash but also if it can run at speed for 100 miles. Make sure you have someone standing by to meet you at the nearest ramp with your trailer.

You want to try that one again? It made no sense.

prostock85 04-02-2012 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by CoolSpot (Post 3654561)
You want to try that one again? It made no sense.

1st part was random chat, 2nd was for the original poster. Not meant for you

Biggus 04-02-2012 05:48 PM

[QUOTE=the deep;3654560]

Originally Posted by Biggus (Post 3654552)
My dog spends more time on the water than you clowns!:party-smiley-004::daz::lolhit:[/QUOTE.....Nice dog

Thanks, she's a good girl.:thankyouthankyou:

POWERPLAY J 04-02-2012 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654554)
I challenge you to a race powerplay j. From the dnr launch, to brownies (slam 6 beers) then to browns for 6 more, then to beach grill for 6 more. Loser wears Dr. Petes speedo on the Leopa spring run.

I would say true 33 vs. True 33 but we all know your only bringing 32.5 to the show. Lmfao

Haha smart azz! I accept that challenge. But at Brownies it will be Rumrunners NOT beers. LOL.

And when we are in the launch lot we will plumb bob both boats.;)

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 06:11 PM

Plumb bob sounds like some kind of sexual term you use on guys at the launch to see if there interested in you pp or not.

Smarty 04-02-2012 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by CoolSpot (Post 3654546)
I'd rather see a good race. Leave the BS talk to all the experts on the dock who don't have a boat to race.

I would like to see a good race too, but until then let the trash talk continue, it is only April, so the boating season in NJ has yet to commence, for most boaters in the Northeast (some may be out there, but a frost advisory was given for tonight, so mid-May things will heat up).

No harm in the build up till the challenge or race. No one is getting hurt, insults seem minor, keep the talk coming, maybe a race or two will come from this thread.

I hate to say it but maybe it is a Jersey thing (more of a north-eastern thing). A little smack talk never hurt, all in fun.

OSO can use some amusement.

antisocial 04-02-2012 06:48 PM

I think the silver bay thing should change ..That place is like a bathtub.. How bout the end of silver bay to the seaside bridge and back.... Then we may see a thing or two...

CoolSpot 04-02-2012 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by Smarty (Post 3654636)
I would like to see a good race too, but until then let the trash talk continue, it is only April, so the boating season in NJ has yet to commence, for most boaters in the Northeast (some may be out there, but a frost advisory was given for tonight, so mid-May things will heat up).

No harm in the build up till the challenge or race. No one is getting hurt, insults seem minor, keep the talk coming, maybe a race or two will come from this thread.

I hate to say it but maybe it is a Jersey thing (more of a north-eastern thing). A little smack talk never hurt, all in fun.

OSO can use some amusement.

Yea, I agree - it's probably a Jersey thing.

POWERPLAY J 04-02-2012 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654554)
I challenge you to a race powerplay j. From the dnr launch, to brownies (slam 6 beers) then to browns for 6 more, then to beach grill for 6 more. Loser wears Dr. Petes speedo on the Leopa spring run.

I would say true 33 vs. True 33 but we all know your only bringing 32.5 to the show. Lmfao


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654634)
Plumb bob sounds like some kind of sexual term you use on guys at the launch to see if there interested in you pp or not.

Don't need a plum bob for that bro! They see all the biotches in my ride and wish they had a PP like mine.:)

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 07:14 PM

Yeah like the tall red head you pirated off my ol' sunny!

ita1iansta11ion1 04-02-2012 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654445)
Too bad your not in Michigan on my little lake, there's a plain white 30' checkmate with a single that's in the high 1teens and that's not even Maxed out.

I can't imagine your 24'-25' fountain handles the rough stuff that well at your mystical 85mph number.

i have measured the length at waterline (law) of the 27' fountain and it is 21'. this is at rest. there is alot less hull in the water than that while on plane. its a wild ride at speed but its fun, it definitely tests your driving skill and stomach. im currently installing a 1" outdrive spacer due to my -1" imco sc lower. im putting the x back to factory spec. hopefully that smooths it out a lil at those speeds. if not ill be putting on longer tabs

ita1iansta11ion1 04-02-2012 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by CoolSpot (Post 3654519)
Sounds like the challenge has been accepted and a tentative time (4 - 5 weeks) has been set. Enough with the trash talk already. It seems to me all Italian stallion wants to do is race his boat. What's wrong with that? He's used OSO as a forum to set the race up. And crapr6 has accepted. Why is everybody giving him such a hard time? I'll bet everyone following this thread likes to race their boat too. And since there's boats that go anywhere from 60 to 160 represented among all of us, what's the point of pointing out that a bigger boat with twins and mega horsepower can beat his 27 footer?

Let them race. It sounds like a real even match. That's what Stallion has been trying to arrange for 3 months. Someone's going to win and then we can discuss which boat was faster, set up better, tuned better, pulled a better hole shot, etc.

thank u for a normal post. it seems like its the same 2-3 ppl with the retarted comments on my threads. what r they soo madd about?! were u not hugged enough as a kid? possibly abused by your girl? :lolhit:

POWERPLAY J 04-02-2012 07:24 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654674)
Yeah like the tall red head you pirated off my ol' sunny!

HAHA. She had spirit!!! Not much in the t!tty dept though. This year bring better stacked hoes for me to plunder.:):):)

ita1iansta11ion1 04-02-2012 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by antisocial (Post 3654655)
I think the silver bay thing should change ..That place is like a bathtub.. How bout the end of silver bay to the seaside bridge and back.... Then we may see a thing or two...

i just figured the water would be good if it was a weekend. we can do the end of silver bay to seaside bridge, silver bay end to end or both. if the first race doesnt end in my favor, ill be turning around for the best out of 3.

crapr6 04-02-2012 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by ita1iansta11ion1 (Post 3654690)
i just figured the water would be good if it was a weekend. we can do the end of silver bay to seaside bridge, silver bay end to end or both. if the first race doesnt end in my favor, ill be turning around for the best out of 3.

Maybe start from the south side of the seaside bridge down to say the BB buoy.
Starts us off with some good chop from the mouth of the tomsriver and then hammer down to the BB buoy is a good solid couple of miles. Puts us at the mouth of the forked river which the winner buys drinks at Captains Inn :drink:

27 avanti 04-02-2012 07:41 PM

I would like to come and play also... Only problem is i mite not be in the water for maybe 6-8 weeks, having new procharg....umm i mean i am redoing my seats...Im in for this anytime once in the water. Italian my number 908-884-4950, just ask for mark .. Dont think im at 85 but still would like to play along...

CoolSpot 04-02-2012 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by ita1iansta11ion1 (Post 3654682)
thank u for a normal post. it seems like its the same 2-3 ppl with the retarted comments on my threads. what r they soo madd about?! :lolhit:

Like everybody else, I enjoy a little smack talk too until it gets "off subject". I like competition in everything I do, even when I get beat. Try and measure up where it counts - in business, on the racecourse, or wherever the competition happens to be. But when the subject takes a complete about face and gets directed to your grooming habits, your parents, or some other silly chit, it loses it's value.

Looking forward to the results. Good luck to both you and crapr6.

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 08:01 PM

Coolspot is like a hype man for a rap battle.

You go dawg!

CoolSpot 04-02-2012 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654718)
Coolspot is like a hype man for a rap battle.

You go dawg!

Hey kid, what's a rap battle?

ita1iansta11ion1 04-02-2012 08:50 PM

Hey kid, what's a rap battle?:lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

POWERPLAY J 04-02-2012 09:01 PM

Sheeeet Kid, these boys don't know what ghetto is. Haha. Go rent 8 Mile with Eimenem...

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 09:09 PM

Nahh these guys are more like malibu's most wanted instead of 8 mile LOL

POWERPLAY J 04-02-2012 09:25 PM

Better than a boat race, lets invite these naggers up here. We can drop them off on the west side with some $50's and have them walk around asking if someone can break it. LOLOL. :daz:

the deep 04-02-2012 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654808)
Nahh these guys are more like malibu's most wanted instead of 8 mile LOL

Malibu be mo like gangstas in paradise ! Turn off the Lawrence Welk champagne music dude and plug in some LL CoolJay ....:lolhit:

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 09:38 PM

I'm soo old school I still trailer my boat with a regular cab truck. baleed dat!

the deep 04-02-2012 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by THE 288 KID (Post 3654837)
I'm soo old school I still trailer my boat with a regular cab truck. baleed dat!

:lolhit::lolhit:

mike tkach 04-02-2012 10:08 PM

this:poopoo::poopoo: thread sure took a chit

THE 288 KID 04-02-2012 10:18 PM

Whoops, sorry. Back to the jersey shore battle of the singles!

jerryskid 04-03-2012 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by crapr6 (Post 3654703)
Maybe start from the south side of the seaside bridge down to say the BB buoy.
Starts us off with some good chop from the mouth of the tomsriver and then hammer down to the BB buoy is a good solid couple of miles. Puts us at the mouth of the forked river which the winner buys drinks at Captains Inn :drink:

Are you guys really gonna make me dunk the old 27? I dont even know if I still know how to drive her but WTF let the games begin

Griff 04-03-2012 01:18 AM

Everyone.......Please stop............:signs043:

This thread is definately a contender for the 2012 dumbest threads of the year award.

ita1iansta11ion1 04-03-2012 01:27 AM

lets keep it simple, silver bay to seaside bridge, first boat to pull ahead by enough distance that the other cant catch up is the winner. i should be in about 6wks from now

ita1iansta11ion1 04-03-2012 01:34 AM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 3654914)
Everyone.......Please stop............:signs043:

This thread is definately a contender for the 2012 dumbest threads of the year award.

dam, cant take a joke?:eekdrop:

THE 288 KID 04-03-2012 01:35 AM

I'm gonna bring my dads 94' sea ray 200 signature with a 5.0 out there. Watch out, its lethal pulling 2 tubers....

crapr6 04-03-2012 07:27 AM


Originally Posted by jerryskid (Post 3654908)
Are you guys really gonna make me dunk the old 27? I dont even know if I still know how to drive her but WTF let the games begin

Probably should dunk it since Rob told me its way faster then your twin engine "BARGE" you have now :party-smiley-004:

crapr6 04-03-2012 07:28 AM


Originally Posted by ita1iansta11ion1 (Post 3654915)
lets keep it simple, silver bay to seaside bridge, first boat to pull ahead by enough distance that the other cant catch up is the winner. i should be in about 6wks from now

That sounds good to me..

jerryskid 04-03-2012 08:01 AM


Originally Posted by crapr6 (Post 3654972)
Probably should dunk it since Rob told me its way faster then your twin engine "BARGE" you have now :party-smiley-004:

Yeah I know Eric, just applied for my dredging permit


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