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Old 05-10-2012 | 09:10 PM
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"Are you waiting to pick up a boat?"

Originally Posted by Too Stroked
Top ten explanations for sitting in line at a launch ramp with an empty trailer:

1) “My trailer was lonely, so I thought I’d let it pick up a boat.”

2) “I just shampooed my bunk carpeting and I’m waiting to go back in for a rinse.”

3) “There’s a trailer behind me?”

4) “No, I’m actually launching an invisible boat.”

5) “Somebody told me that if I sat here long enough, my prince would arrive. What’s your sign?”

6) “I can’t remember if this is the place I launched my boat – last spring.”

7) “I figured if I was nice enough to haul somebody out, they’d give me their boat.”

8) “I’m just breaking in my bunk carpeting by repeatedly getting it wet with no load on it.”

9) “I’m taking a survey of how many idiots leave their lights on in a launch ramp. You’re number one.”

10) “I’m practicing talking to idiots like you who think I should have my lights on.”
Here's your sign!!!
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Old 05-10-2012 | 09:42 PM
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Yep, in IN, it's state law. Look it up!

reason being, when you are at bottom of ramp, your headlights light up the ramp for the next guy trying to back down. Either that or it blinds him, I forget which.

Me thinks he was trying to pull one over on a female.
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