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Old 06-28-2002, 11:17 AM
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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."



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Must've been a blonde at one time.
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Oh, I see how it is....You just had to make her a Floridian, didn't you?....

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