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Old 06-04-2012, 10:18 PM
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Whenever anyone asks me if they can do anything, I tell them to find something dirty and make it clean.
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Old 06-04-2012, 11:17 PM
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Young guys and gals in daddys' boat , beach the boat right in the rocks close to the docks . Guy tells his buddy to go get the trailer and buddy asks , how far away is it ? Dude laughs and say's " It's about 2 beer away " All were feelin no pain .
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Old 06-05-2012, 07:50 AM
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if you buy a boat like this,expect to get wet.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:10 AM
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If it's got t#ts or props its gonna give you trouble!
I got a quarter tank of fuel left we should be good!
I heard a guy say 'that motor runs so rough its like a dog sh$$ting razor blades'.

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Old 06-05-2012, 09:53 AM
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Some of the funniest things I have read are spelling and grammer in this thread. What the heck is a weekwend? And I can't figure out what a fule is let alone how far it will coast?

Oh, and congratulations.

I have enjoyed reading the thread and add my "fare" share of spelling mistakes!

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Old 06-05-2012, 12:30 PM
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" It has flotation built in "
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:56 PM
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Only thing that works on an old boat.....is the owner
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:29 PM
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Sin or Swim baby !
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