I can't imagine anyone being that stupid while sober, but dumber things have happened.

Be interesting to see if the comments about hiding alcohol are confirmed or not. The police said One witness said we don't know if they're idiots yet. Maybe, but based on what the occupant's "reportedly" said after beaching, they probably are.

Nbd
They were late for a wedding.

Infuriating...meat heads, hope they get the book thrown at them.

It's for sale now!

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/boa/3017245426.html

Maybe someone who knows how could post the add here before it gets removed from CL, it's pretty funny.

Do you think that is a legit add? Looks to me that someone is having a little fun at dumb dumb's expense.

That goes on the CL classic ad list for sure!!

Oh d@mn, that's fantastic!

What a way to bring shame to all Nordic owners Morons.

Haha that's great, I wonder how cheap is cheap? ??

Typical meathead! What an azzhole for laughing about the whole thing.

Here's the ad, preserved for posterity, because we know the ad won't last long.