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Old 07-01-2002, 02:32 PM
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Actually, the joke of the day is my outdrive still isn't done! But that's more like the joke of the summer. Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny. And it's not even dirty!!!

A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course. He stops in midswing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head down in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man shrugs then replies, "Yeah, well we were married for 35
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Old 07-01-2002, 02:37 PM
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