Is that anything like a dental dam?....

[my best beavis impersonator voice]
Hehehe....He said Orifice...Heeheh

Well, chit...I thought it was funny...A Public Service Announcement to pucker-up!!!!

As silly as it sounds a young girl from around here recently fell of the back of a jet ski. Let's just say that she'll never be having children.

Based on his attire (the dickie), I would imagine he suffers "orifice damage" on a regular basis........

Hey, Cord...Believe me, man, that's no laughing matter and I hope you didn't take offense.....But what is funny is that ad, it's about the worst I've ever seen.