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Old 07-11-2002, 11:04 AM
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HOUSTON, Nov 4 (Reuters) Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ballwasher at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and deftly dangle his scrotum in the machine.

Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by firmly spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly into the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed in a fainting spell and tumbled from his perch.

Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $330 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.

Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery, and the remaining two golf partners were asked to leave the golf course.
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:13 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!
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...suddenly, I don't know if I feel so good anymore OOOOOWWWWWwwww
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OOOCH !!!! THAT IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK
 
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:22 AM
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I am glad I dont golf after hearing this I probably never will
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That's gotta hurt!!

That one's almost as bad as the guy who got off by letting his "willy" rub on the conveyor belt where he worked, till it got caught in the machinery.
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Fate has once again dealt the human gene pool a bad hand. Had both testicles been left in the machine.........
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Fore-skin in the ball wash

oh man this is like a one-liner heaven with the golf ball jokes


1. wow it is a tough course I lost my balls in the ball washer!!!

2. his friend said one good turn deserves another!!!!

3. did you lose a titleist? no I said I lost my testicles!!!!

4. after the accident he got to play from the red tees!!


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YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE WEEK WITH THAT ONE
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