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Old 07-12-2002, 01:59 PM
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Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppe he always pick his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letta me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."

The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, isa dis true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"

Giuseppe says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. It all go'sa back to whena' I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say.

My ! poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa' your nose clean. Ana' number two, don't **** up."

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