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Risk Taker 07-15-2002 10:13 AM

OT: "Fraid Knot"
 
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"


:eek: :D :D ;)

seanclong 07-15-2002 10:15 AM

That's cold....But funny :D :D :D

CigDaze 07-15-2002 10:15 AM

LOL!
Poor bastard:rolleyes:
:D :D :D

SeaDated 07-15-2002 11:30 AM

:D :D :D

Iggy 07-15-2002 11:44 AM

Cute.:D :D

mopower 07-15-2002 04:42 PM

Boy....sorry about his luck:) :D . He should try some Viagra , he'll be feeling himself in no time:rolleyes:


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