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Old 07-15-2002, 11:13 AM
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"


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Old 07-15-2002, 11:15 AM
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That's cold....But funny
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Old 07-15-2002, 11:15 AM
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LOL!
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Cute.
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Old 07-15-2002, 05:42 PM
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Boy....sorry about his luck . He should try some Viagra , he'll be feeling himself in no time
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