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Old 02-08-2013 | 01:06 PM
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Roughing in the bottom of the 1:10 scale prototype. If you look closely at the Baron's design a couple things become evident. The "traditional" pointed bow of a Vee, followed by the incorporation of the Cat aftersection. This allows the vessel to operate as a typical cat, as the 50,000 hp twin turbines provide necessary bow lift while allowing air to compress under the tunnel. This simple modification provies airlift only under the last third creating an aerodynamic stability that greatly reduces the probability of blow over at trans sonic speeds. Second, the single bow spear as opposed to typical Cat "pickle" reduces the the natural tendency of a cat to stuff one of the tips upon encountering roll axis oscillation when combine with a "trip" force. And finally third, the exaggerated upward curve single bow point has a large degree of positive hydrodynamic lift to the dreaded "stuff"




That's all well and good, but sadly, you are looking at the stern of the boat in the above picture......This is the design that killed Dame Hildegard Rudolph Harumph when she attempted to become the World's fastest woman on water but disregarded her engineers' advice and refused to wait for the ice to melt on Lake Nordica before her attempt... She skidded off the lake, went sideways through a Drive Inn Theater at over 500 mph during a Marx Brothers film festival and was never seen again. On the other hand the audience loved it as they mistook the pitiful screaming driver for Margaret Dumont, the classic, pompous, female foil in many of the brothers' movies.



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Old 02-08-2013 | 01:12 PM
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Now, we're getting somewhere...and it's about time... This project is almost 22 hours old and we aren't even in beta testing....geez...Rome was built in a day after all.

Back to work...how much unobtanium should we budget for and where does the Frammis proportional hydrogenator fit into the mix?
Will the hydrogenator run on 1.21 jigawatts?

Ill work on the exhaust, we will run an "O" pipe which will provide 100 percent backpressure.
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Old 02-08-2013 | 01:32 PM
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Will the hydrogenator run on 1.21 jigawatts?

Ill work on the exhaust, we will run an "O" pipe which will provide 100 percent backpressure.
I prefer a "P" pipe which actually increases back pressure exponentially until it generates enough force in an internal vortex to mimic....but not approximate....cold fusion.

I smell a major development grant here from the Feds...someone call Harry Reid.

As an aside for you newcomers, this is exactly how major Universities leverage bombasity into frivolity.
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Old 02-08-2013 | 01:37 PM
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What got in to T2x anyway? I thought he was allergic to nonsense?

Anyway I'll offer the turbo encabulator as my contribution to the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQ...E92C1897B3BF01
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Old 02-08-2013 | 03:59 PM
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What got in to T2x anyway? I thought he was allergic to nonsense?

Anyway I'll offer the turbo encabulator as my contribution to the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQ...E92C1897B3BF01
Too funny. I'm cracking up watching this. How can someone do that and not split his guts laughing?

Thanks for the laughs to all the contributors of this tragic comedy.

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Old 02-08-2013 | 04:06 PM
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Don't forget you need a way to get back in the boat if you go swimming.
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Old 02-08-2013 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rik
Ok, we make this thing a semi submersible whereby we can better take advantage of the oceans's currents and at the same time stealthiness. Both could reduce the need for 100% of the time on power which reduces the carbon footprint and in justified situations the air propellers are still functional and can be started and used again.

At the front of the sponsons, we incorporate a bio degradable prickly drum that can rotate and harvest the sea weed/kelp and we can process the sea weed to make bio diesel to run the turbine on.

At the same time the we build the thing in carbon fiber and strategically put Aluminum plates on it and use the naturally occurring electrolysis of the salt water to generate electrical currents and with this we can use to split the hydrogen molecule off water and further our reduction on carbon fuels by burning the generated Hydrogen (byproduct being water) and be even greener.

What we have here is a self sufficent power supply, making both bio diesel and Hydrogen, stealth, low radar signature craft with unlimited draft restrictions and qualifies for a California HOV lane sticker
Great, now it's semi-submersible so we'll need to put drain holes in the illuminated billet cup holders !
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we need major sponser ship and investors to foot the bill
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Old 02-08-2013 | 04:46 PM
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In Mmy overly inflated opinion, Semi-submersible is untenable. The Columbian race team, sponsored by "Dr. Numb's Exhilirating Nose Powder and Pet Wash", has tried for years to get this exact same setup to work. US Customs keeps finding their test rigs floating in the Gulf, usually with .50 and 7.62 inch holes throughout the vessel. I think we can all reach the conclusion that the powerplant is unable to hande the kinds of stresses that sub-surface, high speed running produce, and "grenade", exploding outwards through the hull. I think that is good enough anecdotal testing to preculde that design..All that being said, my buddy Raul in Miami sure seems REALLY interested in them making a sucessful prototype.
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we need major sponser ship and investors to foot the bill
You sir, I believe are uknowing unfamiliar with the unfettered resources of one Baron Von Schwartz. When the Dos Equis drinking most interesting man in the world needs help, he turns to the Baron. When Kennedy solved the Cuban missle crisis do you think he was on the phone to the Kremelin? No sir, he was patched directly thru to the Baron for advice. When Bruce Wayne's aler ego has hit a bat wall, he lights up the sky with the Baron signal. When the Swiss bank needs a loan, that's right, the Baron again.

The great Baron von scwartz does not need sponsors, he needs no financial assistance, he needs no one to answer to. he is The Man's Man.
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