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Erie Desire 07-23-2002 05:49 PM

Don't try this at home.
 
Subject: TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT


TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."


4. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?"

5. "You sure you don't want to consul the Great Oprah on this one?"

6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

7. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** Flakes this morning."

9. "Is there any way we can do this via E-mail?"

10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

Tbonepmp 07-23-2002 05:51 PM

:D :D

PhantomChaos 07-23-2002 06:12 PM

What happened..............was #3 not OSO friendly? :D :D :D

Audiofn 07-23-2002 06:20 PM

Good eye Nort :D:D

Offshore Addiction 07-24-2002 07:43 AM

:D :D :D

CigDaze 07-24-2002 08:47 AM

LMAO!:D :D :D :D

Shane 07-24-2002 09:07 AM

:D :D :D :D

Chris288 07-24-2002 09:21 AM

#3,,,,
 
Hey,,,, who lit the fuse on your tampon ??

thunderdan 07-24-2002 09:32 AM

:D :D :D

Risk Taker 07-24-2002 09:34 AM

:D :D :D I've tried #2.....I can confirm, it doesn't work....


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