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Old 07-23-2002 | 05:49 PM
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Subject: TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT


TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."


4. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?"

5. "You sure you don't want to consul the Great Oprah on this one?"

6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

7. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** Flakes this morning."

9. "Is there any way we can do this via E-mail?"

10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

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Old 07-23-2002 | 05:51 PM
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Old 07-23-2002 | 06:12 PM
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What happened..............was #3 not OSO friendly?
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Old 07-23-2002 | 06:20 PM
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Old 07-24-2002 | 07:43 AM
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Old 07-24-2002 | 08:47 AM
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Old 07-24-2002 | 09:07 AM
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Old 07-24-2002 | 09:21 AM
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Hey,,,, who lit the fuse on your tampon ??
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Old 07-24-2002 | 09:32 AM
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Old 07-24-2002 | 09:34 AM
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I've tried #2.....I can confirm, it doesn't work....
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